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^One of the great kings of hell

Demon is an offensive term, the correct term is "mortally challenged"

Watch what happens when ‘social justice warriors’ are asked the most basic questions

Lol these brainwashed kids still think women in this country are oppressed. Of course they can't name how.

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Originally posted by Emperordmb
Demon is an offensive term, the correct term is "mortally challenged"

You silly heathen.

It's Salvationally Challenged.

Demons are the eternally damned. The minions of the Fallen Son of the Morning, Lucifer. The 1/3 of the Hosts of Heaven who rebelled against God.

Satan gave us knowledge and suffered. Just like Prometheus!

Originally posted by dadudemon
You silly heathen.

It's Salvationally Challenged.

Demons are the eternally damned. The minions of the Fallen Son of the Morning, Lucifer. The 1/3 of the Hosts of Heaven who rebelled against God.

If 1/3 of your company quits, there's probably a problem with upper management

Originally posted by Robtard
If 1/3 of your company quits, there's probably a problem with upper management

According to LDS (Mormon) mythology, it's because Lucifer wanted to remove free will and force all of us to have to live righteously so that not a single soul would be lost due to sin. Lucifer also wanted all glory for saving all souls.

But we have to take a step back in LDS Mythology.

First, Jesus Christ, Jehovah, wanted free will so people could grow and develop. At that point in time, because we existed as naive and innocent spirits with God, being in His Eternal Glory, we lacked true free will. According to some LDS beliefs, existing in the presence of God makes it extremely difficult to sin. Almost no free will at all. His overpowering Glory and Righteousness make it impossible for non-Godlike entities to sin or go against God's Will. People like Jehovah, Michael, and Lucifer were "sons of the morning" with Jehovah being the only spirit offspring of God that had Godlike intelligence. With a capital G.

To continue, Jehovah also understood that free will, out of the presence of God, would mean that people would sin and some would not return to Heavenly Father's presence. So there had to be a way for people to return to God, sinless, so that they could exist in God's presence. The Eternal Laws of Justice demand you must pay for your sins. But the Eternal Laws of Mercy say that a contrite, repentant, truly good person should not have to pay for their sins for eternity: that's not fair. So the compromise is to have a Godlike Intelligence endure an infinite amount of suffering that the Eternal Laws of Justice demand. As only a Godlike Intelligence is capable of enduring that suffering. Jehovah offered to pay the Eternal Laws of Justice on His siblings behalf, allow for an existence out of God's presence so that people would have free will so they could grow and develop, AND allow people to choose to be born into this mortal existence to risk the chance of turning away from God and His Eternal Glory. Because that's what it means to have Free Will.

LDS Mythology solves the Problem of Evil. We all had an informed decision to be born into mortality. Many, perhaps more than are born into the mortal realms, choose to not become mortals to grow and develop. The ones that are born here are spirits who are choosing the more difficult path. It is not that God created a universe with evil in it because he's evil. God created this universe specifically to help those temper themselves, through free will and choices, to become more like Him - a genuinely righteous path that leads to Objective Knowledge and an Eternal Existence that is unfathomable (evil is the outcome of free will and part of a set of God-creating tools). To grow and develop through the eternities so we can be like Him. "But doesn't God know you won't make it back?" Some speculate that God is a weak-God. That he can see all possible futures with very high-probabilities of certain paths for certain spirits but that he ultimately doesn't know which path you will take because Free Will is the essence of the Godhood and God cannot truly know the outcome of being born here. However, in LDS Mythology, God does assert that it is possible for every last soul, who is born here, to make it back to His Glory and Presence. He guarantees that it is possible for all, through this mortal existence, to make it back.

Without free will, you cannot develop. Without darkness, you cannot know light. If we chose to continue to remain as spirit existences in God's Presence, our Eternal Progress would be damned for eternity being unable to progress any further. Of course, there are philosophical exceptions within LDS beliefs to this but for the most part, only existing in God's presence is a limiting existence.

Also, I have my suspicions that reincarnation may be possible to continually test spirits until they improve, slowly over reincarnations over time, to make it back. Meaning, not Lucifer's plan but Jehovah's plan with one slight addition.

Dude your Mormon founder is mentioned in Ancient Aliens. Lol.

Religion is fine, people can believe what they want as long as they don't eexpect others to.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Religion is fine, people can believe what they want as long as they don't eexpect others to.
This triggered me. Now I'm mad. sneer

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Religion is fine, people can believe what they want as long as they don't eexpect others to.

I agree. I feel the same about trannies. Believe you're a woman all you want, do not ever expect others to play along. Period.

Originally posted by Badabing
This triggered me. Now I'm mad. sneer

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Originally posted by Surtur
I agree. I feel the same about trannies. Believe you're a woman all you want, do not ever expect others to play along. Period.
The difference is I see no point in attacking religions or anything i disagree with if it doesnt affect me. I'm not actively going to start saying Jesus isn't real etc. Why would I?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
The difference is I see no point in attacking religions or anything i disagree with if it doesnt affect me. I'm not actively going to start saying Jesus isn't real etc. Why would I?

Indeed, and if dipshits DEMANDED you acknowledge Jesus is real cuz feelings, you'd tell them to f*ck off. I know you would, and I salute you.

Originally posted by Badabing
This triggered me. Now I'm mad. sneer
😂 you have always been a bit mad bada. 🙂 that's ok we can be mad together.

"That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. "

Lololol

Originally posted by Surtur
Indeed, and if dipshits DEMANDED you acknowledge Jesus is real cuz feelings, you'd tell them to f*ck off. I know you would, and I salute you.
I would try and be polite about it. Religion is not for me, but I do see it's value for a woman who has lost all her family through disease and is starving etc.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I would try and be polite about it. Religion is not for me, but I do see it's value for a woman who has lost all her family through disease and is starving etc.

Lol you wouldn't try to be polite you loser. You're the same sad soul that gives veiled threats to people online who call out your bullshit.

Do better.

Originally posted by Surtur
Indeed, and if dipshits DEMANDED you acknowledge Jesus is real cuz feelings, you'd tell them to f*ck off. I know you would, and I salute you.
Yeah but you don't just not refer to them by their preferred pronoun, you insult, belittle, and attack trans women on a fairly regular basis. Not in person mind you, but does that really matter?

Surt would never say what he says in here about trans people to a trans women in person, he knows he'd get his weak ass kicked in.