Triggered: Stories to make you mad.

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol you wouldn't try to be polite you loser. You're the same sad soul that gives veiled threats to people online who call out your bullshit.

Do better.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
not veiled Surt if you spoke to me in real life as you do online I would beat the **** out of you. You may think I'm just saying that but I would. It's what would happen. And I would get off because you would have incited a breach of the peace in the UK, because I would ask you to desist first. Trust me, I've got off before.

Lol kiddo, I'd take a bat to your head before you could do shit to me. Step off.

And yes: if a dipshit is gonna attack me over words? You get the bat.

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol kiddo, I'd take a bat to your head before you could do shit to me. Step off.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
not veiled Surt if you spoke to me in real life as you do online I would beat the **** out of you. You may think I'm just saying that but I would. It's what would happen. And I would get off because you would have incited a breach of the peace in the UK, because I would ask you to desist first. Trust me, I've got off before.

I'll be your huckleberry. Lay off the masculine diatribe. You are old and regardless of your PEDS I'm positive you would get are arse beat, so change the rhetoric.

Now Surt's imagining walking around town with a bat in his hand.

I mean, why do you need a bat? Are you fist, elbows and knees not enough?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
No, you don't carry a bat with you kid. I would destroy you.

Lol, PM me next time you're in Chicago. I'll have a bat. And I will not hesitate to swing.

You threatened me with violence over words. You're a piece of shit and I have no qualms about bashing anyone who tries to attack me.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now Surt's imagining walking around town with a bat in his hand.

I mean, why do you need a bat? Are you fist, elbows and knees not enough?

Do you walk around carrying a baseball bat? I can't think of many scenarios where you would walk up to someone and mouth off/talk shit while carrying a baseball bat around.

With that said, to be perfectly honest, given that you are a self-admitted cripple who is too physically impaired to work, Putinbot, Robtard, me, or any of the other KMC Strong Men (dadudemon is also a member but I believe you get along with him) would still probably be able to overpower and beat you up buddy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now Surt's imagining walking around town with a bat in his hand.

I mean, why do you need a bat? Are you fist, elbows and knees not enough?

I don't walk around with bats. I'd take a bat and smash anyone willing to attack me over words.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do you walk around carrying a baseball bat? I can't think of many scenarios where you would walk up to someone and mouth off/talk shit while carrying a baseball bat around.

With that said, to be perfectly honest, given that you are a self-admitted cripple who is too physically impaired to work, Putinbot, Robtard, me, or any of the other KMC Strong Men (dadudemon is also a member but I believe you get along with him) would still probably be able to overpower and beat you up buddy.

Try me sometime.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do you walk around carrying a baseball bat? I can't think of many scenarios where you would walk up to someone and mouth off/talk shit while carrying a baseball bat around.

With that said, to be perfectly honest, given that you are a self-admitted cripple who is too physically impaired to work, Putinbot, Robtard, me, or any of the other KMC Strong Men (dadudemon is also a member but I believe you get along with him) would still probably be able to overpower and beat you up buddy.

Originally posted by Surtur
Try me sometime.

^ We got a legit eBadass here.

And Surt, for the record, if you came at me with a bat, I'd litterally take it from you and sodomize you with it and I'm not nearly as large as Putinbot or Neme. 5'9" 175-80, mostly lean. Workout weekly.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I cringe at Surt and with that I bid you all good day.

Like I said: if you wanna say you will threaten to get violent over words? I'll take measures into my own hands. You have no right to attack anyone over words.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ We got a legit eBadass here.

And Surt, for the record, if you came at me with a bat, I'd litterally take it from you and sodomize you with it and I'm not nearly as large as Putinbot or Neme. 5'9" 175-80, mostly lean. Workout weekly.

Lol try it. Come to Chicago. I will hit a home run with you.

And I'm acting like a badass? Your friend is the one who brought up violence.

I say again: I would smash the shit out of anyone coming at me over words.

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol try it. Come to Chicago. I will hit a home run with you.

Oh my.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh my.

If you wanna act bad ass then be bad ass. Your pals constantly talk shit about violence. They brought it up first.

I'd cave your heads in if you came near me.

Um, you're the one ranting about murdering people with baseball bats...

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, you're the one ranting about murdering people with baseball bats...

No. I am talking about your pals threatening violence over words. I'm injured. I can't physically fight people. So I'd use a baseball bat. And why shouldn't I use it on someone attacking me over words?

If you don't like it tell your pals to stop threatening violence.

Be a man for once in your life. Use the tools god gave you. I call my right fist the 'Ace of Spades' and my left the 'Five of Clubs'.

ps, I'd easily take that bat off your weak hands and sodomize you with it; you'd love it

Originally posted by Robtard
Be a man for once in your life. Use the tools god gave you. I call my right fist the 'Ace of Spades' and my left the 'Five of Clubs'.

ps, I'd easily take that bat off your weak hands and sodomize you with it; you'd love it

You'd take the bat? Okay, what about a gun? Would you take that too?