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Yuge invisible lasers.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yuge invisible lasers.
Just like your invisible job.

Pope Francis Implementing Change Of Lord’s Prayer: ‘Lead Us Not Into Temptation’

"Last year around Christmas, Pope Francis spoke of his desire to update the "lead us not into temptation" part of the Lord's Prayer, arguing that it portrays God in a false light. "A father does not lead into temptation, a father helps you to get up immediately," the Pope said at the time."

Interesting.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Ann Coulter Slams Trump for Lying About Wall Already Being Built: Does He Think His Supporters Are Dumb?

Haha, ripped into the cuck.

He knows there's a very large portion of his supporters that believe everything he says, no matter how ridiculous whatever he's saying is, even when he tells them he was lying they still applaud him. Why he does it.

Coulter's a pile of shit, but it's delicious watching them eat each other.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just like your invisible job.

El oh El

Try harder, you need not succumb to Surtur Derangement Syndrome.

Originally posted by Surtur
Try harder, you need not succumb to Surtur Derangement Syndrome.
^ someone's feeling self-important again

Radio Station Lifts Ban On 'Baby It's Cold Outside' After Overwhelmingly Positive Poll

77% of their listeners opposed the ban, so that's good it means only 23% of their listeners are insane.

What I look forward to is those who originally complained wailing over this reversal.

Originally posted by Surtur
Radio Station Lifts Ban On 'Baby It's Cold Outside' After Overwhelmingly Positive Poll

77% of their listeners opposed the ban, so that's good it means only 23% of their listeners are insane.

What I look forward to is those who originally complained wailing over this reversal.

Seems like the poll was more nuanced than that. The 77% result is "strongly opposed to the ban" with everything else being part of that 23% which includes oppose, neutral/don't care, agree, strongly agree.

The actual result is likely over 90%.

Poor Surt, can't even properly read his own Alt-Right news sources. Sad.

Originally posted by Robtard
Poor Surt, can't even properly read his own Alt-Right news sources. Sad.
😂

Without ddm and backfire Surt would be as lost as Donald trump with forest fires and climate change.

Fox Republican loser feelings guy gets destroyed on air.

https://youtu.be/Wv_FCS2pKLM

Originally posted by Robtard
Poor Surt, can't even properly read his own Alt-Right news sources. Sad.
Reading comprehension will always be Surturs biggest problem if he understood half of what he was reading he would get triggered half as much. That said, he's not good on understanding the spoken word either.

Originally posted by Robtard
Poor Surt, can't even properly read his own Alt-Right news sources. Sad.

"A full 77% of listeners opposed the ban."

That's what I'm referring to, it's neat DDM went into more detail, but it is by no means a "gotcha" here kiddo. Do better.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Reading comprehension will always be Surturs biggest problem if he understood half of what he was reading he would get triggered half as much. That said, he's not good on understanding the spoken word either.

^Too stupid to properly use terms like incel, fascist, and alt right. You kinda forfeited your right to talk shit about anyone.

Originally posted by quanchi112
😂

Without ddm and backfire Surt would be as lost as Donald trump with forest fires and climate change.

True that.

Originally posted by Surtur
^Too stupid to properly use terms like incel, fascist, and alt right.
I've used them properly, you're just too stupid to understand. Oh and get a job.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
True that.

It's impressive you can e-blow multiple posters at once. I'm guessing you've had a lot of practice given your 30+ socks.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I've used them properly, you're just too stupid to understand. Oh and get a job.

Nah you've consistently shown you can't use them properly lol. These are facts. You are too stupid to use words. You're a chubby loser who thinks he's wise, but really has nothing of substance to say and falls back onto the "I'm just a troll" schtick when this is noted lol.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's impressive you can e-blow multiple posters at once. I'm guessing you've had a lot of practice given your 30+ socks.
Haha, as people note. I trigger you so bad.