The Guardians of the Galaxy vs Superman...

Originally posted by Juk3n
If we say that Superman bracing the oil rig was a 100. In terms of strain exerted upon him. Rank these feats.

Oil Rig Brace = 100 ( passed out)

Towing the ocean liner through ice

Flying head first through one side of a mountain and out of the other

Hit at mach speed into a reinforced safe by another kryptonian

A thrown locomotive carriage (engine compartment) taken to the face and the subsequent explosion

Re-entry into the atmosphere at 20x mach speed head first into stone

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Quanchi openly dislikes Superman, so when he argues against him, he puts as much emphasis on Superman's lowest showing as is possible...

Quanchi ignores what his average is, and as you clearly show, Superman's average showing of durability is far beyond what Quanchi wants to argue it is...

Yondu's arrow isn't doing jack to Superman sans Kryptonite...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Quanchi openly dislikes Superman, so when he argues against him, he puts as much emphasis on Superman's lowest showing as is possible...

Quanchi ignores what his average is, and as you clearly show, Superman's average showing of durability is far beyond what Quanchi wants to argue it is...

Yondu's arrow isn't doing jack to Superman sans Kryptonite...

A tower and a laser ko'd him. Let go of your bias, cuck.

Well then based on the evidence the laser hit with the power of a nuke (koed him) and an oil rig collapse (koed Him)

So I guess we are all in agreement that the fact that it only koed him for 10 seconds is a ****ing remarkable feat and goes a long way in helping him win this battle.

Someone on the guardian team is going to have to hit him with the force of a nuke?

Works for me.

Were all set here then. Superman knocks them all out.

Originally posted by Juk3n
Well then based on the evidence the laser hit with the power of a nuke (koed him) and an oil rig collapse (koed Him)

So I guess we are all in agreement that the fact that it only koed him for 10 seconds is a ****ing remarkable feat and goes a long way in helping him win this battle.

Someone on the guardian team is going to have to hit him with the force of a nuke?

Works for me.

Were all set here then. Superman knocks them all out.

Originally posted by quanchi112
When did I say he did ?

Ko's him.

Nah, superman cried over his father's killers death. Pansy.

I am asking you again what specific feat Yondu accomplished to make you think he can kill Superman. You have repeatedly failed to give a valid reason.

If they had prep, Rocket might have been able to build a weapon powerful enough to hurt Kal. But the Guardians would get creamed in a random encounter.

Originally posted by Surtur
I am asking you again what specific feat Yondu accomplished to make you think he can kill Superman. You have repeatedly failed to give a valid reason.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Quanchi openly dislikes Superman, so when he argues against him, he puts as much emphasis on Superman's lowest showing as is possible...

Quanchi ignores what his average is, and as you clearly show, Superman's average showing of durability is far beyond what Quanchi wants to argue it is...

Yondu's arrow isn't doing jack to Superman sans Kryptonite...

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There Quanchi is ONLY referencing Supes lowest feats...

When it comes to characters that Quanchi doesnt like, there average or high feats dont exist...

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
If they had prep, Rocket might have been able to build a weapon powerful enough to hurt Kal. But the Guardians would get creamed in a random encounter.

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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There Quanchi is ONLY referencing Supes lowest feats...

When it comes to characters that Quanchi doesnt like, there average or high feats dont exist...

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am citing facts you want to ignore me due to your own personal bias, cuck troll.

You are also ignoring them, but there is one thing you cant ignore:

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
You are also ignoring them, but there is one thing you cant ignore:

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have never ignored your sexual fetish for Superman. It's rather odd and rather homosexual but who I am to judge. Back to the topic, Yondu solos.

Do you know what an average is?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Do you know what an average is?

And this thread very rapidly got quite awkward.

Originally posted by Surtur
And this thread very rapidly got quite awkward.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I do not want to know what the average times of day you ejaculate to Superman is. Please keep that to yourself, pervert.

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You are a sick, sick, man...

Let me ask you this, is Superman passing out from holding up a falling tower the average durability showing for Superman?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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You are a sick, sick, man...

Let me ask you this, is Superman passing out from holding up a falling tower the average durability showing for Superman?

Once again, is Superman passing out from holding up a falling tower the average durability showing for Superman?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Once again, is Superman passing out from holding up a falling tower the average durability showing for Superman?