The Guardians of the Galaxy vs Superman...

Started by TheLordofMurder10 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
It ko's Superman. Your weird attraction toward Henry isn't on topic, freako.

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You know, you have the ability to be hilarious at times... 🙂

But to get on topic, based on Superman's average showing of durability, would a falling tower be enough to KO Superman?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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You know, you have the ability to be hilarious at times... 🙂

But to get on topic, based on Superman's [b]average showing of durability, would a falling tower be enough to KO Superman? [/B]

Yes, since it ko'd him. I go based off the facts. Not make believe averages.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, since it ko'd him. I go based off the facts. Not make believe averages.

Superman has also withstood the energies of the World Engine (which was literally shaking the entire Earth)...

So since that didn't KO him, does it not make sense to place his average durability somewhere inbetween planet shaking and tower falling?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Superman has also withstood the energies of the World Engine (which was literally shaking the entire Earth)...

So since that didn't KO him, does it not make sense to place his [b]average durability somewhere inbetween planet shaking and tower falling? [/B]

Who did this kill ?

When something ko's someone do we ignore it and compare it to something else and pretend it doesn't count. Nah.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Who did this kill ?

When something ko's someone do we ignore it and compare it to something else and pretend it doesn't count. Nah.

It killed thousands...did you not see the movie or the mention to the numbers killed in Batman v Superman?

It killed thousands and laided waste to downtown Metropolis (as well the area on the opposite side of the Earth)...

That's why we generate averages; nothing is ignored and everything is compared...

We don't just look at the lowest showings (as you do with Superman) and ignore the higher showings...

We look at all showings and come up with an average of all showings for a given trait (in this case durability)...

Bottomline, when we look at everything Superman has endured, his average showing of durability is much greater than being KO'ed by a laser or a falling tower...

Nor is his average showing so high as to enable him to endure planet shaking attacks without being KO'ed...

So when you look at the entirety of what he's been through: the Laser, the Tower, the point blank Nuke, the World Engine, casually withstanding atmospheric reentry, withstanding Doomsday's energies, withstanding the Black Hole, withstanding being thrown through multiple buildings in rapid succession without being KO'ed, ect, ect...

His average durability is far greater than what you continuously cite (while ignoring everything else)...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
It killed thousands...did you not see the movie or the mention to the numbers killed in Batman v Superman?

It killed thousands and laided waste to downtown Metropolis (as well the area on the opposite side of the Earth)...

That's why we generate [b]averages; nothing is ignored and everything is compared...

We don't just look at the lowest showings (as you do with Superman) and ignore the higher showings...

We look at all showings and come up with an average of all showings for a given trait (in the case durability)...

Bottomline, when we look at everything Superman has endured, his average showing of durability is much greater than being KO'ed by a laser or a falling tower...

Nor is his average showing so high as to enable him to endure planet shaking attacks without being KO'ed...

So when you look at the entirety of what he's been through: the Laser, the Tower, the point-blank Nuke, the World Engine, being thrown through multiple buildings in rapid succession, casually withstanding atmospheric reentry, ect, ect...

His average is far greater than the two durability showings you continuously cite (while ignoring all others)... [/B]

So regular people ??

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When we discuss specific feats we don't pivot to another feat to gloss over a fact. You can't erase facts nor do I ignore any of them either. Muscle strain ko'd the pansy. Killed normal people. 😂

Hahaha, and I saw this film once because it sucked.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So regular people ??

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When we discuss specific feats we don't pivot to another feat to gloss over a fact. You can't erase facts nor do I ignore any of them either. Muscle strain ko'd the pansy. Killed normal people. 😂

Hahaha, and I saw this film once because it sucked.

We discuss ALL feats...

Superman withstood an attack that was in the process of terraforming the Earth, so based on that, Yondu's arrow does absolutely nothing to Supes...

But see, we cant base it on just that; we have to look at all of it...

And when looking at everything its clear; Yondu's arrow wont be able to do anything to the Man of Steel...

Who did Yondu's arrow kill that was special btw?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
We discuss ALL feats...

Superman withstood an attack that was in the process of terraforming the Earth, so based on that, Yondu's arrow does absolutely nothing to Supes...

But see, we cant base it on just that; we have to look at all of it...

And when looking at everything its clear; Yondu's arrow wont be able to do anything to the Man of Steel...

I agree but we don't pretend some don't exist.

Apples to oranges. Was Lois killed ?

It ko's him far faster than muscle strain.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I agree but we don't pretend some don't exist.

Apples to oranges. Was Lois killed ?

It ko's him far faster than muscle strain.

Correct, we don't pretend that some don't exist, so why do you only mention Superman's lowest showings of durability?

We both know that he has many more that demonstrate far more durability than the 2 showings you always mention...

Its not apples to oranges; neither Yondu's arrow or the World Engine killed any significant character...

So its apples to apples...

The only real difference is that the World Engine's scope of destruction and numbers of people killed were far greater than what we've seen from Yondu's arrow...

Lois is a significant character that is protected by plot, so nothing can kill her unless the director decides its her time to go...

So no, Yondu's arrow doesn't do jack to Superman based on the totality of all Supes showings of durability...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Correct, we don't pretend that some don't exist, so why do you only mention Superman's lowest showings of durability?

We both know that he has many more that demonstrate far more durability than the 2 showings you always mention...

Its not apples to oranges; neither Yondu's arrow or the World Engine killed any significant character...

So its apples to apples...

The only real difference is that the World Engine's scope of destruction and numbers of people killed were far greater than what we've seen from Yondu's arrow...

Lois is a significant character that is protected by plot, so nothing can kill her unless the director decides its her time to go...

So no, Yondu's arrow doesn't do jack to Superman based on the totality of all Supes showings of durability...

My examples are far more relevant than yours. Lois survived, kiddo.

I never said his arrow killed I said ko'd. Think before you post, cuck troll.

Yondu's arrow decimated alien sophisticated ships not modern earth. It's a fact she didn't die so again you create a fake excuse. Poor world engine didn't even kill a human. Trash.

Yondu ko's him which lacks more force than a tower and muscle strain.

Originally posted by quanchi112
My examples are far more relevant than yours. Lois survived, kiddo.

I never said his arrow killed I said ko'd. Think before you post, cuck troll.

Yondu's arrow decimated alien sophisticated ships not modern earth. It's a fact she didn't die so again you create a fake excuse. Poor world engine didn't even kill a human. Trash.

Yondu ko's him which lacks more force than a tower and muscle strain.

Your examples are your way of low balling Superman by only mentioning his lowest showings while ignoring his highest; that's pure bias and anti-Superman hate on your part...

Ok, so who is the strongest character that Yondu's Arrow KO'ed? Take your time answering...

So what if Lois didn't die...

Thousands of people did die and the World Engine was terraforming the Earth; wrecking tremendous damage to the planet in the process...

Superman has a feat of staying conscious while withstanding planet shaking forces...

Based on that, Yondu's Arrow does absolutely nothing to Superman...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Your examples are your way of low balling Superman by only mentioning his lowest showings while ignoring his highest; that's pure bias and anti-Superman hate on your part...

Ok, so who is the strongest character that Yondu's Arrow KO'ed? Take your time answering...

So what if Lois didn't die...

Thousands of people did die and the World Engine was terraforming the Earth; wrecking tremendous damage to the planet in the process...

Superman has a feat of staying conscious while withstanding planet shaking forces...

Based on that, Yondu's Arrow does absolutely nothing to Superman...

Dude, your great feat didn't kill his skank American gf.

It's far more powerful than the tower which ko'd superman. Relevance ftw.

Humans. 😂

Pitiful.

Lois survived.

It ko's him faster than muscle strain from a lift.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dude, your great feat didn't kill his skank American gf.

It's far more powerful than the tower which ko'd superman. Relevance ftw.

Humans. 😂

Pitiful.

Lois survived.

It ko's him faster than muscle strain from a lift.

The World Engine killed thousands and has proven itself to be far more destructive than Yondu's Arrow and it didn't KO Superman...

Superman laughs at Yondu's Arrow as a result...

Yondu's Arrow didn't kill or KO anyone significant; fact...

Yondu's Arrow fails to KO Superman and Superman proceeds to wreck the Guardians 10/10...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
The World Engine killed thousands and has proven itself to be far more destructive than Yondu's Arrow and it didn't KO Superman...

Superman laughs at Yondu's Arrow as a result...

Yondu's Arrow didn't kill or KO anyone significant; fact...

Yondu's Arrow fails to KO Superman and Superman proceeds to wreck the Guardians 10/10...

It killed humans and failed to kill his skank. Pitiful.

Nah, he was ko'd by a tower. 😂

It ko's superman since a modern day tower did so.

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Gotg do win 10/10.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It killed humans and failed to kill his skank. Pitiful.

Nah, he was ko'd by a tower. 😂

It ko's superman since a modern day tower did so.

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Gotg do win 10/10.

Nope, Superman resisted world shaking forces and remained conscious and in fighting condition...

Superman wins easily...

The facts have spoken and the voters have responded...

The Man of Steel reigns supreme...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Nope, Superman resisted world shaking forces and remained conscious and in fighting condition...

Superman wins easily...

The facts have spoken and the voters have responded...

The Man of Steel reigns supreme...

Again it didn't kill Lois and killed only humans. Nothing impressive at all.

False since he lost to a tower and Batman. The guy is a loser.

Gotg ko him, easily. They then piss on his face.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Nope, Superman resisted world shaking forces and remained conscious and in fighting condition...

Superman wins easily...

The facts have spoken and the voters have responded...

The Man of Steel reigns supreme...

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Another concession. Gotg piss and take selfies mocking your gay crush.

And the winner, by a landslide, is: