The Green Room vol.3

My Mom wants to sell her house and live in a trailer park.

I am livid, no relative of mine is going to be some trailer dwelling dweeb.

I get it, she's not able to do the maintenance around the yard or outbuildings anymore, can't keep the trees in line, or the grass or the snow removal in winter.

Just get a nice apartment, duh!

I'm going to have to buy her a condo aren't I?

Fvck me.

Why are there still laugh tracks in 2023 for shows that AREN'T FUNNY?!

Oh snap, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in The Boys Season 4.

They got Brad Paisley to sing Country Roads in Kyiv Ukraine.

This is peak clownworld, Mother Russia needs to roll all the tanks and smoke these jokers.

Let em set up their money laundering elsewhere.

I can't get excited for Titans or Gotham Knights... I mean I like the beginning of the Arrowverse but Supergirl killed all DC TV for me.

Gotham was good and I am meh about Superman & Lois, but everything else is dead to me.

Especially Stargirl, for what they did killing off the JSA and turning them into teeny bopper fvckheads... I will NEVER forgive them!!

I was a huge She Hulk fan too and they managed to fvck that character up too, turned her from a snarky cool character to a total cringe dumbass, that's just disrespectful!

The Theme for the 2020s Decade is just to utterly destroy every single franchise there is until there are no more fans.

Hahaha, Montana of all places banning TikTok first, that's hilarious.

So that's the rotten bastich that made my plastic water pistol obsolete.

Nerve of these people.

You call this a crunch wrap SUPREME??!

Several Mexican Abuelas just died at the mere thought of this existing.

Are they getting ideas from movies or were movies preparing the way for the reality?

Fvcking Sudan going apeshit
South Africa collapsing
China gonna go for Taiwan
Russkies vs Ukraine war of attrition
US Civil War II soon

Thinking I'll just stay put for a while and not travel around.

At least no Chernobyl or Godzilla for Germany.

Gods of Egypt seems a bit more realistic now doesn't it.

Probably why so many weak men decided to go trans.

"So in The Little Mermaid the 7 mermaids are actually supposed to be the mermaids of the 7 seas (Disney confirmed a long time ago) Ariel has red hair because she's the daughter of the red sea."

Um, yeah about that... The Red Sea encompasses Egypt, Sudan, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, and Yemen. Wouldn't it be more authentic to make her Arabic?

Not a lot of Arabic people have red hair soooo it makes about as much sense as making her Black.

Anyway when does this shit just break right down to Hollywood over-pandering to Black people and not giving a shit about the source material.

I don't get it, Janet Devlin is such a good singer, every video where she sings gets at least 150k views, her talking about her life or other boring shit gets barely 5k views.

The math adds up to shut the fvck up and sing you dumb broad!

Speaking of Youtube idiots, Alex Hefner needs to be bludgeoned to unalive for his retarded reactions to everything, movies and music he's equally stupid. Kid has a good sense of humor and when he's not being omega-cringe (which is most of the time) he is tolerable.

Annoys me when Youtubers rebrand themselves or change their names, this one girl who I know I've seen before somewhere was doing some amazing ASMR, then it occurred to me she was this e-girl booby streamer a few years ago.