Anti-Religion Memes

Started by Patient_Leech7 pages
Originally posted by Blakemore
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Oh, boy. Don't you know 'splaining jokes makes them not funny?

Jay-zuss is mad because he had to be put to death.

Cos Jesus was put to death...

edit: PL ninja'd posted me

Dafoe Christ is a ninja. 😎

(I wish I could upload the gif I have of this)

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh, boy. Don't you know 'splaining jokes makes them not funny?

Jay-zuss is mad because he had to be put to death.

Oh right. But wasn't sin Eve's fault?

OF COURSE! THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS TO BLAME!

I'm not sure of the relevance, though.

But in all seriousness, while the Bible does tend to be misogynistic, that never really was the take-away from the Fall of Man. It was always just "Man", as in humans, sinned. But yes, Lucifer disguised as a snake tricked Eve into eating the fruit from the Tree Of the Knowledge of Good & Evil, and then Eve gave the fruit to Adam. To anyone with a brainstem it's stupid taken literally, and is obviously allegorical. But anyway...

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I always thought the fruit from the tree of knowledge was a metaphor of Eve pulling on Adam's balls and then gave it to Adam, as in "gave it to Adam". 😖hifty:

After all, God did say to be fruitful and multiply.

Oh lawd..

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The Art of The Deal 😂
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Love God, or else.

"Califormia, Washington DC, and Chicago gave up on faith. And look how they turned out!" 😵😵😵

Mississippi is the most religious state in the country, and look at the condition it is in.

Apparently 8 or 9 of the top 10 violent crime leading states in the US are Republican run. I.E. are typically more religious/conservative.

It's a tough decision..

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D, C, B, A.

Originally posted by cdtm
"Califormia, Washington DC, and Chicago gave up on faith. And look how they turned out!" 😵😵😵
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Mississippi is the most religious state in the country, and look at the condition it is in.
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Apparently 8 or 9 of the top 10 violent crime leading states in the US are Republican run. I.E. are typically more religious/conservative.
It's black people. (Racist police). Yes, black people are the reason crime is high. (Racist policies.)

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
D, C, B, A.

Agreed.

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What if our recordings were wrong though, what if we had no idea how long people have existed? What historical stamps do we have to go on? We are now finding out that there was another age of humans that existed way before the pharaohs of Egypt. In many of these experiments, evolutionists will ignore many things that do not fit the narrative, which is exactly why it will always remain the be a theory.

What is happening at CERN are laws of the universe being measured, making it a tangible. Evolution is the silliest reasoning out there. Monkeys for example will remain monkeys and never change. Just like we will never change. Our species has always been able to speak for example.

Chimpanzees will never and I mean ever evolve into a species that mirrors ours as history itself shows us. I mean it’s a cult following at this point. Makes zero sense whatsoever.

But, but nothing. Alligators have always been alligators and will never change forms which is of gods design. Atheists have a mental disorder. Everything seen was purposely created. You guys are making more of it than what it actually is. Everything seen, was created as we see it today. Change came from adaptation which is not evolution in and of itself. We are not germs, those species can mutate because it is what they do. We have no great link to other species over another outside of our species. Or what are we saying here? Can a man impregnate a dog?

It’s a conspiracy theory at best. Tossing one piece of evidence and placing another in its place to appease the narrative is one sided and filled with holes.

The creator is real, he walked among us.