Joker has killed your family, choose a guy to torture joker

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Joker has killed your family, choose a guy to torture joker

Who would you pick to torture joker

Punisher
Batman
Ghostrider
Superman
Deathstroke
Wolverine
Venom
Dr Doom
Thanos

Doom/Thanos.

Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did.

Doom with brain surgery/magic turns him sane. Then hits him with the full force of what he's done.

Or uses time travel, to make him relive losing his wife over and over again, whilst he's sane.

Doom is a good guy these days. He drinks tea with his pinky up.

None of these guys would do the job well. I'm hiring Cletus Cassidy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Doom with brain surgery/magic turns him sane. Then hits him with the full force of what he's done.

Or uses time travel, to make him relive losing his wife over and over again, whilst he's sane.

👆

None of tjese guys would be a suitable torturer. They'd either not punish enough or finish it too quick.

I'd choose Vril Dox. Use his genius to make Joker Sane then hook him up to a coluan mind link machine and then bombard his brain with everything his sane mind fears or hates all while feeding every nerve end in his bidy with agony. Afterball for dox tje end justifies any means

Then I'd be happy.

Carver.

Lobo or Etrigan th Demon. Everybody else on that list is a pussy.

Originally posted by beatboks
None of tjese guys would be a suitable torturer. They'd either not punish enough or finish it too quick.

I'd choose Vril Dox. Use his genius to make Joker Sane then hook him up to a coluan mind link machine and then bombard his brain with everything his sane mind fears or hates all while feeding every nerve end in his bidy with agony. Afterball for dox tje end justifies any means

Then I'd be happy.

You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

Originally posted by Mindset
You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

Doom and Thanos are REDEEMABLE Characters. So that makes them pussis. Vril Dox is a hard core A-Hole. Much better choice then those two.

And from the list , the Best choice would be Ghost Rider. If it is Late 1st Series Zarathos GR. Hellfire for the win.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Doom and Thanos are REDEEMABLE Characters. So that makes them pussis. Vril Dox is a hard core A-Hole. Much better choice then those two.

And from the list , the Best choice would be Ghost Rider. If it is Late 1st Series Zarathos GR. Hellfire for the win. [/B]

Nope.

Originally posted by Mindset
Nope.

Oh? And why is that?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Oh? And why is that? [/B]
They have the means and demeanor to do anything Vril can/will do.

Originally posted by Mindset
They have the means and demeanor to do anything Vril can/will do.

But they could go all Goody Goody Pussy on you at any moment to.

That is why Vril Dox is a Better Choice. He don't go Goody Goody Pussy.

Originally posted by Stoic
None of these guys would do the job well. I'm hiring Cletus Cassidy.

👆 Yup. He'd be my go to choice from the Marvel Universe to get the job done. Joker would be praying for death.

Don't you think that Cletus would've ended him too quickly?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't you think that Cletus would've ended him too quickly?

Nope. He's a depraved psychopath, he'd get off on it and he's capable of doing some real sick shit with his powers (while being totally beyond Joker's ability to hurt).

What are his torturing feats?