Joker has killed your family, choose a guy to torture joker

Started by Flyattractor4 pages
Originally posted by zopzop
Nope. He's a depraved psychopath, he'd get off on it and he's capable of doing some real sick shit with his powers (while being totally beyond Joker's ability to hurt).

Cleatus with out the Symbiote is a punk. Joker makes him his ***** even if he is tied up.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Cleatus with out the Symbiote is a punk. Joker makes him his ***** even if he is tied up. [/B]

Who said anything about him not having the alien?

Re: Joker has killed your family, choose a guy to torture joker

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
Who would you pick to torture joker

Punisher
Batman
Ghostrider
Superman
Deathstroke
Wolverine
Venom
Dr Doom
Thanos


Sorry, man, but i'd just kill him myself.

Originally posted by Stoic
Who said anything about him not having the alien?

I am just saying the Joker became a Legand with No Powers.
Cletus needed a Nigh Unstoppable Alien to make him something,and what he is kind of crap.

Originally posted by Mindset
You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

I think they would if joker did it to their loved ones but tonthosenof someone else they'd be like meh. Dox wants to punish everyone deserving and is more sadistic cold and calculating than guys lile punisher etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-lXA0RIz4

The Exterminator

PLEASE add Mephisto to this list....cause then I would choose Mephisto...thank you for this consideration

Purple Man

wolverine. he learned some pretty sick stuff along the way

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did.
Unless Doom or Thanos Grant him immortality and then banish him to some cutesy alternate reality where everything is sunshine & unicorns and nothing can die.

Deadpool

I’d do it myself. He can handle pain, but not humiliation. Would shove a batman shaped dildo up his ass, roll him in glue and chicken feathers and make him walk through streets of Gotham on a leash like a dog while people would throw rotten eggs at him. After that I would drag him into an alley and put him out of his misery in the most boring way possible. No big showdown, no witnesses. Nothing. And burry him in an unmarked grave so he’d be forgotten. I’d make sure he knows that’s what I’m gonna do before I end him.

Superman could probably bore the Joker to death.

@Sam,

He would get away. Sabertooth is my choice. I'll have him visit Joker every Saturday for the rest of his life torturing him. Or someone with some type of resurrection power that can torture him without limits. If joker try to off himself, he just get brought back to life, rince and repeat.

Getting away is solved by chaining him up and breaking his kneecaps and elbows.
Tie, chain, or cuff the ankles, wrists, upper arms, thighs, neck, torso, and head for good measure. One by one tooth pull so he can't bite you and he has zero chance to escape or hurt you. Make a hole in the chair too so there is zero reason to ever take a chain or cuff off.

If you're thinking "longterm", you feed him blended up food and water. If you ever need to cut him, you give him drugs to promote blood clotting. Buy a generator, have a car battery, wrap your fists, have a really sharp fillet knife, needle and thread, torch and various metal sizes, etc. If you're a weirdo, find something to ram up his ass.

It really wouldn't be too hard to torture someone.

When you torture him, all you guys are doing are in fact, proving him right.

That it takes one bad day, and you're the same as him.

To really drive him mad, ignore him, lol.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
When you torture him, all you guys are doing are in fact, proving him right.

That it takes one bad day, and you're the same as him.

To really drive him mad, ignore him, lol.

Who cares about that? Comic book posters aren't superheroes with a hard morality line. The only thing stopping Carver from chopping up hookers and having sex with body parts is the law, not his scruples.

Oh yeah, I'm sure being ignored would hurt more than broken kneecaps. Though nothing says you can't temp blind or deafen him to give a feeling of being alone... while in severe pain.

"Come back here and break every bone in my body!"

The point is that vengeance won't bring your family back, just live on and stop trying to blame the Joker on your family sucking at being inmortal 👆

Originally posted by Bentley
The point is that vengeance won't bring your family back, just live on and stop trying to blame the Joker on your family sucking at being inmortal 👆

http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/woman-adopts-man-murdered-son/

Originally posted by One Big Mob
http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/woman-adopts-man-murdered-son/
What if somebody kills him?

I love to watch people double down, specifically when they're hit with cognitive dissonance.

Reminds me of this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4004480/Pictured-Afghan-migrant-17-modelled-gangsta-rappers-raped-murdered-EU-official-s-daughter-met-work-refugees.html

Or this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/19/theater/19peac.html