Sheev vs All PT jedi sans Yoda, Mace, Anakin

Started by TheNuisanceBird3 pages
Originally posted by DarthAnt66
You'd think this was a troll thread, but then you see the results and realize people seriously think Sidious can solo a 10,000 strong Jedi Order.

LOL

So true though.

heart says Sheev, cock says stalemate

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
@Kurk:

So, we have 200 younglings at any given time.

[b]-- 200 Jedi younglings

The younglings replenish themselves every three years.

However, not all of them make it.

Let's assume 175 of them make it to become Jedi padawans.

So, at the end of ten years, the Jedi Order will have:

200 Jedi younglings, 525 Jedi padawans (175 x 3).

-- 525 Jedi Padawans

I read a master-apprentice relationship is generally a decade long.

Thus, 525 Jedi Knights should be produced in that time period too.

-- 525 Jedi Knights

That leaves us with the vast majority of Jedi being Masters.

-- 9,475 Jedi Masters

Granted, many Masters take upon Padawans, so that number obviously isn't accurate, but it's enough to indicate simply that there's way more Masters than you're giving credit for.

There's just no chance Sidious is going to win. [/B]

The 10,000 Jedi figure does not include Padawans. And in fact I don't even know if it counts Masters consider they usually say "10,000 Jedi Knights".

Either way Sidious dies a horrible death.

Originally posted by Lord Stark
The 10,000 Jedi figure does not include Padawans.

That's interesting. Are you sure?

These fodder jedi can't touch Sheev. They literally cannot comprehend where he, or his saber, is. This is a slaughter fest.

If you think Sheev loses, even with an entire battalion of troopers, how far does he get? 1/3 of the way?

This is so cringey. 10, possibly even 5 Jedi masters would take him.

Originally posted by godemperortrump
This is so cringey. 10, possibly even 5 Jedi masters would take him.
LOL 10 coleman trebors

Kenobi, Drallig, Koth, Ti, Vos, Depa, Bulq, Jinn etc. mob Palpatine and he dies terribly.

Originally posted by godemperortrump
Kenobi, Drallig, Koth, Ti, Vos, Depa, Bulq, Jinn etc. mob Palpatine and he dies terribly.
And the chances of them fighting together among thousands is??

Originally posted by godemperortrump
This is so cringey. 10, possibly even 5 Jedi masters would take him.

Numbers matter in this case, but nah not 5. 5 Jedi wouldn't amount to much given he tore through Mace's whole squad, then later in the Dark Times comics wrecked 5 other Jedi as well.

Granted those Jedi had been beaten and starved, but Master Sahdett remarks on his speed and skill and he himself tore through his own Clone squad after Order 66 had been activated, then later tore through another squad with no real issues.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
You'd think this was a troll thread, but then you see the results and realize people seriously think Sidious can solo a 10,000 strong Jedi Order.
Originally posted by Sinious
heart says Sheev, cock says stalemate

Take a cue from Bart and Sheev, and amputate your cock. It's nothing more than a distraction from your heart's true love.

Originally posted by Azronger
Take a cue from Bart and Sheev, and amputate your cock. It's nothing more than a distraction from your heart's true love.
100% agree. At least castrate yourself.

Get your dick chopped off like that cowardly cuck Theon Greyjoy.

Sheev loses hard, what a joke.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
That's interesting. Are you sure?

Yes. Siege of Lothal confirmed this when Kanan says "there were 10,000 Jedi Knights".

Also TPM Novelization: In the time of Qui-Gon Jinn, ten thousand Jedi Knights in service to the Republic carried on the struggle each day of their lives in a hundred thousand different worlds spread across a galaxy so vast it could barely be comprehended.

Also this

That being said, while it doesn't include Padawans, the number may include Service Corps members who failed the trials.

Originally posted by Lord Stark
Yes. Siege of Lothal confirmed this when Kanan says "there were 10,000 Jedi Knights".

Also TPM Novelization: In the time of Qui-Gon Jinn, ten thousand Jedi Knights in service to the Republic carried on the struggle each day of their lives in a hundred thousand different worlds spread across a galaxy so vast it could barely be comprehended.

Also this

That being said, while it doesn't include Padawans, the number may include Service Corps members who failed the trials.

Are Service Corps even a thing in canon? Aniway, I think there’s line similitar to this one referring to anakin even in the canon comic where Maul faces that twi’ek padawan