Ben Shapiro: The Cool Kids Philosopher

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Shakira reminds me of an otter. No idea why. Maybe I see him sliding into the water like a slick turd.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Implicit in his Tweet is that he resents that LGBTQ people simply do not "resist their urges" the same way he has to resist his. Because being attracted to members of a particular sex is almost like being attracted to particular members of your blood relatives.

I wonder what Shapiro's sister thinks about her brother now that she knows he A) Thinks she's "hot" B) Fantasizes about f**king her C) Stole her panties as a consolation prize

How did Ben hurt you guys this time?

He told them the truth.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do male otters fantasize about having sex with their own sister and then steal and sniff her panties?

Fun fact: Ben's cousin is Mara Wilson, who was in Mrs. Doubtfire and also played Matilda in the movie "Matilda".

Originally posted by Surtur
How did Ben hurt you guys this time?

Your hero Shapiro wants to f**k his own sister and stole her panties :0

*His words*

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
if they are shapiro. Tbh, my cousin Kirsty was fit when she was younger, she looks like Kylie Minogue, if I was in a US red state she and I would probably have married.

I saw the tweet you guys are melting down over, nowhere in it does he suggest he lusts after his sister.

Damn his sister is hot though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your hero Shapiro wants to f**k his own sister and stole her panties :0

By all means, post the evidence cuz that tweet isn't it.

Wouldn't want you to be lying again 👆

Originally posted by Surtur
By all means, post the evidence cuz that tweet isn't it.

Wouldn't want you to be lying again 👆

Are you claiming the tweet is faked? Cool. Post proof if so.

Originally posted by Surtur
I saw the tweet you guys are melting down over, nowhere in it does he suggest he lusts after his sister.

Damn his sister is hot though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you claiming the tweet is faked? Cool. Post proof if so.

No, I'm claiming the tweet doesn't contain an admission he did that to his sister.

You claimed he admitted he did. Will you prove this or no?

Originally posted by Surtur
No, I'm claiming the tweet doesn't contain an admission he did that to his sister.

You claimed he admitted he did. Will you prove this or no?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
picture? Because he looks like a feminine little rat.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/033/765/cover3.jpg

I'd f*ck her.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
but she is fit, right?

Some nice teetans, even Hitler would have been like "save them titties yo".

But yeah it sounds like he gave a super creepy example about something, but he never said it is something *he* did.

Perhaps there is a followup tweet where he does so?

Originally posted by Surtur
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/033/765/cover3.jpg

I'd f*ck her.

Originally posted by Surtur
No, I'm claiming the tweet doesn't contain an admission he did that to his sister.

You claimed he admitted he did. Will you prove this or no?

It's directly implied that he is speaking about his own experiences in making the comparison.

But hey, you be you and Shapiro will probably continue to fantasize about his own sister.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's directly implied that he is speaking about his own experiences in making the comparison.

But hey, you be you and Shapiro will probably continue to fantasize about his own sister.

No it doesn't. So you lied that he admitted to this, typical. Moving on 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
It's directly implied that he is speaking about his own experiences in making the comparison.

But hey, you be you and Shapiro will probably continue to fantasize about his own sister.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
i will knock one out to pics of her when i am alone in a hotel room. I hope nobody minds...

Why lie we know you're gonna be jerking it to pics of Ben.

And I don't care if you do, but Baby Jesus might take issue.

If you wanna upset a magic baby you do you.