Fat Cobra Vs Gotham Ripper

Started by Zack M2 pages

Fat Cobra Vs Gotham Ripper

vs

Talon comic was underrated as ****.

Cobra takes this though.

I know nothing about the fat dude... He may very well win.

That said, even as a child(before being injected with the Talon serum that massively amped his physical stats), Felix was capable of lifting/holding the full weight of a locomotive:
https://i.imgur.com/Hv67wKq.jpg

He was also capable of effortlessly slaughtering Talons:
https://i.imgur.com/1zr84Zb.jpg

He also stomped the living shit out of the hyper-amped Calvin Rose(with all his gear) easily:
https://imgur.com/a/hozi8

And after being blown into several pieces/decapitated, Felix STILL wasn't dead and actually began healing... He has to be kept in an absolute zero prison indefinitely to prevent his return:
https://i.imgur.com/b4JfXVh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4ZGa7WL.jpg

Originally posted by Galan007
I know nothing about the fat dude... He may very well win.

That said, even as a child(before being injected with the Talon serum that massively amped his physical stats), Felix was capable of lifting/holding the full weight of a locomotive:
https://i.imgur.com/Hv67wKq.jpg

He was also capable of effortlessly slaughtering Talons:
https://i.imgur.com/1zr84Zb.jpg

He also stomped the living shit out of the hyper-amped Calvin Rose(with all his gear) easily:
https://imgur.com/a/hozi8

And after being blown into several pieces/decapitated, Felix STILL wasn't dead and actually began healing... He has to be kept in an absolute zero prison indefinitely to prevent his return:
https://i.imgur.com/b4JfXVh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4ZGa7WL.jpg

Fatty's pretty awesome. I'd highly recommed his Immortal Weapon story. 🙂

Anyways, he's most famous for tearing up Iron Fist. This includes literally tanking charged punch's, where stopping speeding locomotives is kind of a bare minimum feat (And was done as far back as the 1970's/80's, in the black and white Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.) The high end is punching out helicarriers, while the mid range is one shotting Cage or just about anyone below Hulks level..

If that doesn't convince, he also survived being torn limb from limb by a giant many headed Hydra, that makes Danny's dragon look rather unimpressive. Legs, arms, nothing was left but his torso.

It all grew back.

Then he got ripped apart again, year after year after year. Until he finally won.

And the reason he won: He beat an endless horde of very highly skilled martial artists, trying to kill him. Easily number among ALL the Talon. At once. For days.

Likely as powerful, too, since

Spoiler:
They were his abandoned children, from all the one night stands he had over the centuries.

Ah, that's in spoilers in case you want to read Immortal Weapons.. His story of having his forgotten history dug into by a book writer is pretty offbeat and hillarious, and that is just one example from it.

Oh, if that's true he stomps. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
Oh, if that's true he stomps. 👆

Judge for yourself: 😉

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#26

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#27

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#28

Originally posted by Galan007
Oh, if that's true he stomps. 👆

Cd regularly wanks everything K'un Lun.

But Cobra is pretty damn tough.

@@@ Golgo - it's Butcher, not Ripper?

If you use the most broad definition of wanking, I guess?. 😛

The writers themselves are the wankers.. Bendis and Priest wrote him chopping down helicarriers and ripping up Black Panthers suit, not I. 💃

Originally posted by cdtm
If you use the most broad definition of wanking, I guess?. 😛
Wide spread all over the table.

😂 😂 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@@@ Golgo - it's Butcher, not Ripper?
They used to call Felix the Gotham 'Ripper' centuries ago, but I guess it sounded a bit too rapey so the Court of Owls switched to calling him 'Butcher' when he was reanimated.

Butcher ftw.

Fatty

Originally posted by cdtm
Fatty's pretty awesome. I'd highly recommed his Immortal Weapon story. 🙂

Anyways, he's most famous for tearing up Iron Fist. This includes literally tanking charged punch's, where stopping speeding locomotives is kind of a bare minimum feat (And was done as far back as the 1970's/80's, in the black and white Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.) The high end is punching out helicarriers, while the mid range is one shotting Cage or just about anyone below Hulks level..

If that doesn't convince, he also survived being torn limb from limb by a giant many headed Hydra, that makes Danny's dragon look rather unimpressive. Legs, arms, nothing was left but his torso.

It all grew back.

Then he got ripped apart again, year after year after year. Until he finally won.

And the reason he won: He beat an endless horde of very highly skilled martial artists, trying to kill him. Easily number among ALL the Talon. At once. For days.

Likely as powerful, too, since

Spoiler:
They were his abandoned children, from all the one night stands he had over the centuries.

Ah, that's in spoilers in case you want to read Immortal Weapons.. His story of having his forgotten history dug into by a book writer is pretty offbeat and hillarious, and that is just one example from it.

If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right?

Originally posted by Zack M
If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right?
What if they rip each other's weiners off? Are they both the Rippers?

Originally posted by Zack M
If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right?

It would with me.

But I disagree about it being easy. Iron Fist alone could probably solo an army of Talons, at least post upgrades.

Cobra has done good against a guy with Thing-lv strength and pro martial arts skills.

A z-lister like Gotham B*tch gets one-shotted with a pimp slap.

Originally posted by cdtm
It would with me.

But I disagree about it being easy. Iron Fist alone could probably solo an army of Talons, at least post upgrades.

Most definitely. But I think Felix is in a different class. His healing is pretty haxx and he's had impressive strength since he was a boy.

How many bottles of wine and wenches can Gotham Ripper do?

Because Cobra is superhuman class in that department, the only department that matters.

Felix is a killer, not a lover. He's a zombie, so I'd imagine him drinking quite a bit. 😛