Gorgon is a zombie, too... and he's f*cking left and right, even old ladies.
Felix has no penis and has no drinking feats, he's out of his league here.
It'd take a combined might of mine and cdtm's to drink what Fat Cobra casually drinks on a daily basis. And he bangs wenches while he does it.
Then you have him sodomizing Iron Fist and Rock of the Buddha... sorry, DC gets raped here.