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Ok then! Ushgarak meet Jinda the Hutt!

Be careful! He is prone to biting strangers! Especially when he has had no dinner!

Aahh!!

Ahem. Hello, Mr. "The Hutt".

Actually, I killed a Hutt once, but that's a long story...

Um... has he had dinner? Those staring eyes are suspicious...

Since you ask, no he hasnt! I have been punishing him for what he did to Derek earlier today. He stole his finger and wedged it deep down in the fuel converter for the hyperdrive on my ship. I wasnt impressed. I had to dismantle the whole thing to get it out. Wasted hours of my time! he'll never do it again!

Right... (stays away from psycho bat)

Oh, you DO have a ship... well, I can get you a good deal on upgrades for it.

Well, I guess our conversation in this thread is over as well... au revoir...

Yes I will see you when I return from Tatooine. Yes I have a ship. My broomstick is hardly practical for interstellar travel. And not at all comfortable!

Why DO people want to keep going to Tatooine? Place is a dump...

It's a haven for profit seeking entrepreneurs like me. Mos Leche was heaven, but I don't think I should show my face there for a while.

So Edna, I have a contract for you 😉 you'll love it. Now cough up that pic and we'll have a ball. We will boost this place to new heights with the likes of you. 🙂

Never sign a contract with queeq unless you consult your lawyer first, Edna. And THEN don't sign it. 😂

Hey, you profit every day from the contract you and I have. 😉

Oh, yes, my lawyer advised me to sign that one after he got that visit from your....friend. 😂

Yes, he was very convincing wasn't he? 😂

I'm sure Edna will just die when she meets him. 😈

This sounds bad. What am I missing here? I have responsiblites, you know...

Nothing to worry about, Ush, nothing to worry about. It's just some... legal business. That's all. 😂

Yes, the incinerator at the tavern is fed with...legal business. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....😈

It is? I told you to stop burning lawyers. 😂

Ok, now I'm REALLY worried...

Don't be. It's just a national passtime where she's from. 😂

I'm still suspicious... and Edna isn't back from Tatooine yet. Have you had her intercepted or something?

I wouldn't dare. I'm waiting for her as much as you do. She's the last of the women on these boards now Gundy's sneaked off again. 😂

Oh, the endless male domination of sci-fi, how depressing...