Joker Vs Superman h2h

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Joker Vs Superman h2h

Under a red sun.
No prep.
No weapons.

Joker rips him in half.

Joker wins.

***** slap contest. I'll take the Joker.

Abhi is about to murder all of you.

Originally posted by Mindset
Abhi is about to murder all of you.
oh please. Abhi idolizes a weak, unskilled, cuck. Just like his hero, he couldn't punch through a wet napkin let alone beat any of us in a fight.

Originally posted by deathslash
oh please. Abhi idolizes a weak, unskilled, cuck. Just like his hero, he couldn't punch through a wet napkin let alone beat any of us in a fight.

No, that's not unusually aggressive at all.

Originally posted by -Pr-
No, that's not unusually aggressive at all.
I'm always aggressive. You just never notice.

Are posters on this board do nothing put trolls, or are they this stupid to believe Joker could beat Kal in any sorts of fight?

How many times have Kal been powerless and still wins?

Originally posted by deathslash
I'm always aggressive. You just never notice.

That's... Not good.

Originally posted by SquallX
Are posters on this board do nothing put trolls, or are they this stupid to believe Joker could beat Kal in any sorts of fight?

How many times have Kal been powerless and still wins?

The problem is that Joker has gone H2H with Batman, and while yeah, you can easily make the argument that Superman is far more proficient, the Joker has tagged people he really should have no business tagging. Call it unpredictability or whatever you want, but it has happened enough to be considered part of his skillset, iirc.

Originally posted by -Pr-
That's... Not good.

The problem is that Joker has gone H2H with Batman, and while yeah, you can easily make the argument that Superman is far more proficient, the Joker has tagged people he really should have no business tagging. Call it unpredictability or whatever you want, but it has happened enough to be considered part of his skillset, iirc.

It's perfect for me.

anyway, clark got stomped by a one handed luthor. Meanwhile, the joker beat luthor in a 1v1 fight.

Originally posted by -Pr-
That's... Not good.

The problem is that Joker has gone H2H with Batman, and while yeah, you can easily make the argument that Superman is far more proficient, the Joker has tagged people he really should have no business tagging. Call it unpredictability or whatever you want, but it has happened enough to be considered part of his skillset, iirc.

So does this means when Kal beats some sky father or trans he has no business beating, we should consider that as skill set then and not just pis/Cis?

Originally posted by -Pr-
No, that's not unusually aggressive at all.

That made me laugh so damn hard just now.

I agree w. you on Joker being somehow able to hang w. people you wouldnt think.
I also think Clark’s pretty tough sans powers (not as much as some believe) so i wanted to see this fight play out.

Originally posted by deathslash
It's perfect for me.

anyway, clark got stomped by a one handed luthor. Meanwhile, the joker beat luthor in a 1v1 fight.

And Superman has beaten Luthor too. One feat doesn't set a baseline, especially when other feats exist.

Originally posted by SquallX
So does this means when Kal beats some sky father or trans he has no business beating, we should consider that as skill set then and not just pis/Cis?

If a character does something enough, and it's not completely crappy writing in which a character is doing something they have no business doing, then I don't see why we wouldn't consider it part of their abilities.

Originally posted by SquallX
So does this means when Kal beats some sky father or trans he has no business beating, we should consider that as skill set then and not just pis/Cis?
If he does it often enough, sure. Hell, everyone on this forums knows that he has dynamic strength.

Joker's hit batman without Bruce even knowing that he's been tagged, he's done well against nightwing, beat lex luthor, and tagged Ra's Al Ghul. Hell, he just recently helped batman beat down the bat who laughs.

Joker's hit batman without Bruce even knowing that he's been tagged, he's done well against nightwing, beat lex luthor, and tagged Ra's Al Ghul. Hell, he just recently helped batman beat down the bat who laughs.

He’s undeniably impressive.
Its that ‘i dont know karate but i know ca-razy’ thing he’s got going.

I don't remember where I read it, or even if I did, but I thought I read once that Joker's body language is completely ****ed. The signs experienced fighters use to counter attacks just aren't there with the Joker, which leads to getting tagged more than you would against people who have way more training.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I don't remember where I read it, or even if I did, but I thought I read once that Joker's body language is completely ****ed. The signs experienced fighters use to counter attacks just aren't there with the Joker, which leads to getting tagged more than you would against people who have way more training.

Which makes no sense. I know it’s fiction, but still.

Originally posted by SquallX
Which makes no sense. I know it’s fiction, but still.

You think that's bad? Batman lore is a ****ing rabbit-hole of shit that makes no sense. Did you know Alfred can expertly mimic Bruce's voice? Or that Bruce can instinctively stop bullet wounds from bleeding?

It's all mental.

Originally posted by -Pr-
You think that's bad? Batman lore is a ****ing rabbit-hole of shit that makes no sense. Did you know Alfred can expertly mimic Bruce's voice? Or that Bruce can instinctively stop bullet wounds from bleeding?

It's all mental.

😆

Did not know that.

That’s actully why i tends to stay away from characters like Batman, they’re lore are to retarded sometimes.

If you told me Superman is able to stop wounds from bleeding, I’ll say okay. The argument could be Kal is an alien, hence different biology crap. But Bruce who is human is restarted.