The Lost Boys of the Alt-Right or as they are called "The Brotherhood of Losers".

I own a dog sitting business, mate.

If you ever are in Chicago and you have a dog, just PM me and I'll give you the Kurk Derangement Syndrome discount.

Originally posted by Surtur
I own a dog sitting business, mate.

If you ever are in Chicago and you have a dog, just PM me and I'll give you the Kurk Derangement Syndrome discount.

What exactly is your disability mate? And do you sit them at your brothers? Or does he just provide the roof over your head?

I'm messing with you bro, I'd never give you a discount.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm messing with you bro, I'd never give you a discount.

So do you sit them at your brothers or does he just provide a roof over your head, I respect what he's doing actually, I don't like seeing anyone homeless.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
So do you sit them at your brothers or does he just provide a roof over your head, I respect what he's doing actually, I don't like seeing anyone homeless.

No.

Originally posted by Surtur
No.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
No, you don't respect what he's doing? That's disingenuous, imagine your life without him providing for you. You are lucky to have him.

Lol. He doesn't provide a roof over anyones head kiddo. Our home is paid for. We each contribute to the other bills.

Aannd: that's the last question I'm answering on this.

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol. He doesn't provide a roof over anyones head kiddo. Our home is paid for. We each contribute to the other bills.

Aannd: that's the last question I'm answering on this.

Apologies if I'm intruding Pinocchio.

So one last question, did you always aspire to be a Dog Sitter? What was it about this career choice that appealed? When you were at school, and other kids said, "I want to be a Policeman or Astronaut", did you say, "I want to put dogshit in bags?"

btw, it's "anyone's" and "paid for" is a preposition at the end of a sentence.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Apologies if I'm intruding Pinocchio.

So one last question, did you always aspire to be a Dog Sitter? What was it about this career choice that appealed? When you were at school, and other kids said, "I want to be a Policeman or Astronaut", did you say, "I want to put dogshit in bags?"

btw, it's "anyone's" and "paid for" is a preposition at the end of a sentence.

Yeah. I was always that kid shaming people for not picking up their dogs poop.

Jeez, Putinbot is having a mental breakdown. Quite sad to see.

when i was little, i wanted to be a garbage man. i thought it was cool how they rode the back of the truck. never fancied dog sitting.

Some people are brain surgeons. Some people babysit the dogs of brain surgeons. Such is the circle of life.

I sort of feel sorry for all of you as opposed to schadenfreude now that the testosterone has left my body...

Originally posted by Kurk
I sort of feel sorry for all of you as opposed to schadenfreude now that the testosterone has left my body...

You are probably better off having balanced T levels Kurk. Don't do any damage to yourself.

Originally posted by Surtur
You are probably better off having balanced T levels Kurk. Don't do any damage to yourself.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
when i was little, i wanted to be a garbage man. i thought it was cool how they rode the back of the truck. never fancied dog sitting.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah. I was always that kid shaming people for not picking up their dogs poop.

Originally posted by Kurk
YouTube video

I have to assume you're trolling and actually didn't order PMS tea.

6 year old me wanted to be a semi-truck driver who was also state trooper--so I could pull over people in my semi police vehicle while still hauling loads. Creative, I'd say.

Originally posted by Surtur
I have to assume you're trolling and actually didn't order PMS tea.