Superman Vs Umar

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riv6672 Senior Member

Superman Vs Umar

1. In the Dark Dimension. Forum fight.

2. Sexual encounter. Can she exhaust Superman as she did Hulk.

carver9 Senior Member

Superman dies easily in both. EASILY!!!

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

2. Umar's magical pu$$y melts his non-magical dikk.

carver9 Senior Member

Lololol

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Kal Shit El dies.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Round two doesn't even happen, because he doesn't know what to do.

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

He'll be like... "Ungh. Unghhh..."
Umar be like, "that's my belly button. Away with u virgin. Make mommy a sandwich"

AbelAnderson Senior Member

Superman dies.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Superman bench-presses Umar for 5 days without breaking a sweat.

Stoic Avenger

Anyone ever read First Thunder?

If that is any indication of how well Superman would do against magical beings, he'd have huge problems dealing with Umar.

AbelAnderson Senior Member

Originally posted by Stoic
Anyone ever read First Thunder?

If that is any indication of how well Superman would do against magical beings, he'd have huge problems dealing with Umar.


The problems he wouldn't hope to overcome, LOL.
Seriously Superman gets lolstomped here, Umar's energy barrier had blocked WBH's onslaught and she is portrayed as classic Strange superior.
Frankly she can also pin Supes with some planets' weight (she had done similar stuff in Thor annual 9).

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Umar is only a little beneath Dormammu. She'd destroy him in any sort of confrontation.

In the second scenario, she doesn't even get to have sex with him. He watches from an elevator.

StyleTime Senior Member

Originally posted by Philosophía
Superman bench-presses Umar for 5 days without breaking a sweat.

😂 👆

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by AbelAnderson
The problems he wouldn't hope to overcome, LOL.
Seriously Superman gets lolstomped here, Umar's energy barrier had blocked WBH's onslaught and she is portrayed as classic Strange superior.
Frankly she can also pin Supes with some planets' weight (she had done similar stuff in Thor annual 9).
Originally posted by deathslash
Umar is only a little beneath Dormammu. She'd destroy him in any sort of confrontation.

In the second scenario, she doesn't even get to have sex with him. He watches from an elevator.


ermm

Not to stop the parade here, but Umar is hardly that impressive.

AbelAnderson Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
ermm

Not to stop the parade here, but Umar is hardly that impressive.


How? And what's stopping Superman from getting stomped here?
I've checked and there aren't flaws in the stuff I listed.

vansonbee Isee

1. Umar

2. Umar > Lois > Superman

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by AbelAnderson
How? And what's stopping Superman from getting stomped here?
I've checked and there aren't flaws in the stuff I listed.

Superman punching Umar in the face.

Yes, there is. It's called logic.

AbelAnderson Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman punching Umar in the face.

Yes, there is. It's called logic.


Denying feats? LOL
Go ahead and prove those stuff I listed wrong.
And since when can Superman punch harder than WBH? Cause it's clear that she was fine after the onslaught in THOM due to the shields around her.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by AbelAnderson
Denying feats? LOL
Go ahead and prove those stuff I listed wrong.
And since when can Superman punch harder than WBH? Cause it's clear that she was fine after the onslaught in THOM due to the shields around her.

What feats? Being Dormammu sister isn't a feat.

WBH didn't punch her, it was the Shockwave of the punch. It's also hardly her average.

John Stewart has survived supernovas with his autshield, Superman oneshotted him while punching his construct.

AbelAnderson Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
What feats? Being Dormammu sister isn't a feat.

WBH didn't punch her, it was the Shockwave of the punch. It's also hardly her average.

John Stewart has survived supernovas with his autshield, Superman oneshotted him while punching his construct.


Pinned her foe with the force of planets count as one, overpowered classic Strange count as one, sliced through a planet with blast count as one, shuddered two universes count as one, and created a spell capable of melting the Dark Dimension count as one.

Also, WBH's shockwave destroyed several planets and nearby moons, and averagely, Superman does not have showings on that range.