If you had the power to alter the course of humanity

Started by juggerman3 pages

Originally posted by Mindship
You mean like a super power?

I'd cast a global spell: any harm a person intends to others comes back upon that person. You fire a gun - the bullet hits you. You try to embezzle - your account gets drained. Throw a punch, lie about someone, launch a nuke: one way or the other the aggressor suffers the consequences; the target, nothing. I would render violence in any and all forms directly and immediately counterproductive. This would either force people to talk out their differences; or, if they insist on causing harm, they would render themselves utterly powerless at best; at worst, thoroughly and forever extinct.

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So if you liked getting spanked or choked during sex, you'd have to spank and choke your partner instead? I guess all physical sports would be out too. Though I'd love to see Kane go for a chokeslam only to be flung violently through the air by some unseen force 😂

Originally posted by juggerman
So if you liked getting spanked or choked during sex, you'd have to spank and choke your partner instead? I guess all physical sports would be out too. Though I'd love to see Kane go for a chokeslam only to be flung violently through the air by some unseen force 😂
It could make an outstanding Netflix series.

I would make every one that wants the U.S to become a Socialist Country be forced to live for 2 years in Venezuela, and not in the upper echelons of the society.

Originally posted by Mindship
You mean like a super power?

I'd cast a global spell: any harm a person intends to others comes back upon that person. You fire a gun - the bullet hits you. You try to embezzle - your account gets drained. Throw a punch, lie about someone, launch a nuke: one way or the other the aggressor suffers the consequences; the target, nothing. I would render violence in any and all forms directly and immediately counterproductive. This would either force people to talk out their differences; or, if they insist on causing harm, they would render themselves utterly powerless at best; at worst, thoroughly and forever extinct.

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I like the way you think. Instant karma is the ultimate justice.

Originally posted by heru
I like the way you think. Instant karma is the ultimate justice.
Thanks, but as some of my insightful fellow KMC'ers have pointed out, the spell needs some tweaks.

PS: Go Brooklyn! (where I lived as a kid)

I'd take a shit on Hitler when he was a child.

I'd make sure to be recorded in every different important age of history beating off. Same name and face.

From cave drawings to pyramids there would be a myriad of images showing me beating off in different poses. I'd leave a perfectly preserved pubic hair behind in every location so today's scientists are baffled.

Tribe leader Bran, Pharaoh Bran, Bran the Jacker, King Bran the first, President Bran, etc all have the same pubic hair and all are depicted beating off.

Now that's a legacy!

Originally posted by Mindship
You mean like a super power?

I'd cast a global spell: any harm a person intends to others comes back upon that person. You fire a gun - the bullet hits you. You try to embezzle - your account gets drained. Throw a punch, lie about someone, launch a nuke: one way or the other the aggressor suffers the consequences; the target, nothing. I would render violence in any and all forms directly and immediately counterproductive. This would either force people to talk out their differences; or, if they insist on causing harm, they would render themselves utterly powerless at best; at worst, thoroughly and forever extinct.

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This sounds cool, although there would be loss for some of us. MMA is my favorite sport, and I enjoy kickboxing and such. Losing them would suck, but I guess martial arts wouldn't be necessary in this new world.

I would kill every major figure in their sleep to see what happens.

Originally posted by StyleTime
This sounds cool, although there would be loss for some of us. MMA is my favorite sport, and I enjoy kickboxing and such. Losing them would suck, but I guess martial arts wouldn't be necessary in this new world.
Another tweak I have to implement. I like martial arts too. Perhaps as long as genuinely good sportsmanship is practiced, the spell would allow "competitive damage". After all, sports are consensual, meant to be enjoyed, and attitude/intent should count.

But then ... what if the damage is significant (eg, brain trauma). Maybe the main effect of the spell could kick in when such damage becomes imminent.

Damn this is hard.

Corruption of any kind becomes a Death Note. Any judge, politician, official, executive, businessman, gangster, hacker, husband or wife, relative, or person of power over anyone, and their cronies and affiliates, would drop dead at the first hint of undermining their given trust for personal benefit. Only the loyal, altruistic, sincere, honorable, and trustworthy will be left.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd take a shit on Hitler when he was a child.

What if that is what made Hitler HITLER? You are Anti Semite after all...so it must have been something in your shite...so...THANKS FOR HITLER BF!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
I would kill every major figure in their sleep to see what happens.

There goes Hollywood...cause more people can name those asshats then they can current political figures.
So I have no prob with this....

I’d try to get America back on track

So you would deport all the Lefties?

Lol

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kill my mother before she could conceive me.

Wasn't' abortion legal back then?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]What if that is what made Hitler HITLER? You are Anti Semite after all...so it must have been something in your shite...so...THANKS FOR HITLER BF!!!!!!!! [/B]

I'm just making history interesting.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm just making history interesting.

If by "INTERESTING" you mean "Make History even more SHITTEY" ...then ....

If you were in school and read in the history books that Hitler began hating jews because someone took a shit on him when he was a child, you know you'd pay attention.

Sounds more like that is what would have gotten YOU interested in actual history....instead of the loony lefty version you are into now...