Replicate this strength feat: Pulling the midgard serpent

Started by Horrificus4 pages

Wow!! A LOT of time and effort, ATTEMPTING to negate this awesome feat of strength.

Yeah, that was canon.
And it wasn't just about the weight of the serpent. U also have to factor in the strength of it's coils needing to b overcome.

I read the whole thread searching for Bran's posts then I realised it says "midgard" not "midget"

Originally posted by Horrificus
Yeah, that was canon.
And it wasn't just about the weight of the serpent. U also have to factor in the strength of it's coils needing to b overcome.

Yeah, it's canon that it was ethereal and got fished out with a bull.

Cry, thorbag.

Just for lulz, posting the top definition from the urban dictionary:

Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ethereal

Retarded thorbags 😂

UD's definition for 'pineapple' is better, IMO.

Originally posted by Galan007
UD's definition for 'pineapple' is better, IMO.

😂

Check out the second definition for "chidori", you won't regret it.

lmao.

No regrets at all. 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Check out the second definition for "chidori", you won't regret it.

You finally started to watch Naruto?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Just for lulz, posting the top definition from the urban dictionary:

http://i68.tinypic.com/jgjdi0.png

Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ethereal

Retarded thorbags 😂


There also


e·the·re·al
[əˈTHirçəl]

ADJECTIVE
etherial (adjective)
heavenly or spiritual.
"ethereal, otherworldly visions"
synonyms:
celestial · heavenly · spiritual · unearthly · otherworldly · paradisical · Elysian · sublime · divine · holy · empyrean · superlunary

https://www.bing.com/search?q=ethereal+definition&form=EDGTCT&qs=AS&cvid=9ee701ac1c0d4ab4a28fdf35d7925b75&refig=3e526a8db33f44f0f12fe899439e6b8b&cc=US&setlang=en-US

Obviously it wasn't "light and airy" as its ethereal coil was able to cause planetary disasters.

Unless of course, one is retarded.

This feat has always been canon. Argued several hundred times.
It will always b canon. Regardless of how many of u r suddenly interested in how GROUNDED in reality the stories, feats and comments r.
It IS canon.

I'm surprised some of u r so vocal about your stances on this topic.
Do u have ANY idea, how rediculous, imbecilic, childish, ETHEREAL, cartoon-like, dream-sequence, lobotomy-laden and unbelievable the feats, stories, settings, comments and explanations are, for the characters that most of u stroke?
If u want to go this route, I am fairly confident that, using your tactics and strategies, I can successfully argue a truckload of feats, away into oblivion by the weekend.

Seriously. Think about some of the stories, situations, settings and actions, the major fan-favorites have been defended with.

If I start listing them, u will all devour eachother.
For starters, u guys can discuss some Superboy, Hulk, Sentry, Superman, Doctor Strange, Herc, Flash, Thanos, FF, Doctor Doom, etc.

How many SILLY Bugs Bunny feats on-panel?
How many alternate dimensions, magical realms, dream-states...
How many actions, powers, comments and legends that make absolutely no sense, r contradicted in many other locations, have various attributes given at different times, and on and on.

Really, Thor using a mystical vessel, in a strange state of reality, to view and attack a creature that can effect multiple realities and is the size of earth, is quite TAME, when compared to the goofiness your faves have been involved with.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
There also


e·the·re·al
[əˈTHirçəl]

ADJECTIVE
etherial (adjective)
heavenly or spiritual.
"ethereal, otherworldly visions"
synonyms:
celestial · heavenly · spiritual · unearthly · otherworldly · paradisical · Elysian · sublime · divine · holy · empyrean · superlunary

https://www.bing.com/search?q=ethereal+definition&form=EDGTCT&qs=AS&cvid=9ee701ac1c0d4ab4a28fdf35d7925b75&refig=3e526a8db33f44f0f12fe899439e6b8b&cc=US&setlang=en-US

Obviously it wasn't "light and airy" as its ethereal coil was able to cause planetary disasters.

Unless of course, one is retarded.

Originally posted by Horrificus
This feat has always been canon. Argued several hundred times.
It will always b canon. Regardless of how many of u r suddenly interested in how GROUNDED in reality the stories, feats and comments r.
It IS canon.

I'm surprised some of u r so vocal about your stances on this topic.
Do u have ANY idea, how rediculous, imbecilic, childish, ETHEREAL, cartoon-like, dream-sequence, lobotomy-laden and unbelievable the feats, stories, settings, comments and explanations are, for the characters that most of u stroke?
If u want to go this route, I am fairly confident that, using your tactics and strategies, I can successfully argue a truckload of feats, away into oblivion by the weekend.

Seriously. Think about some of the stories, situations, settings and actions, the major fan-favorites have been defended with.

If I start listing them, u will all devour eachother.
For starters, u guys can discuss some Superboy, Hulk, Sentry, Superman, Doctor Strange, Herc, Flash, Thanos, FF, Doctor Doom, etc.

How many SILLY Bugs Bunny feats on-panel?
How many alternate dimensions, magical realms, dream-states...
How many actions, powers, comments and legends that make absolutely no sense, r contradicted in many other locations, have various attributes given at different times, and on and on.

Really, Thor using a mystical vessel, in a strange state of reality, to view and attack a creature that can effect multiple realities and is the size of earth, is quite TAME, when compared to the goofiness your faves have been involved with.


😂

The sheer desperation here.

Originally posted by Horrificus
This feat has always been canon. Argued several hundred times.

Nobody is arguing about its canonicity. Wake up.

It's just not nearly impressive as thorbags want it to be, given the nature of the serpent and the dimension the feat has happened in, that's all.

Still mighty impressive.

Sure, just not quantifiable, much like Herc's Atlas feat.

Hulk would replicate it with his pinkie.

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂

The sheer desperation here.

oh abhi. U, with the characters u so adore, r feeling vulnerable at the moment. And, rightly so. As a matter of fact, I bet, at this very moment, u r thinking of several "ify" feats, or details involving characters u defend.
Thinking of how nice it has been, not having certain debaters dig at those weak spots.
Don't worry, u aren't alone. At this moment, I am looking at several scans involving a handful of characters. The depicted situations are so clownish, so thoroughly retarded, so "Disneyesque", that I am actually a little embarassed to b viewing them.

I'm sure everyone here can list specific instances of questionable, yet overused content, that should probably b scrutinized a bit, by board memberd. Just to establish some form of baseline. Thats all.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Sure, just not quantifiable, much like Herc's Atlas feat.

Hulk would replicate it with his pinkie.


The thing that makes it a bit unclear is the fact that the Jormugand was squeezing earth with its ethereal coil... And not because of yawning void business. The yawning void doesn't drastically change ones characteristics as far as I know. At least there's never been a mention of such an idea(I think). Bringing up the size of the Serpent in the void is also moot because it is a notorious shape shifter and retains its weight and power no matter what size(big enough to wrap itself around earth). Another thing is it rooted itself at the World Tree and wrapped its other end(ethereal coil) on earth. When Thor hooked it, it was in the process of squeezing earth. He was contending with whatever force was causing planet wide disasters(gravity like??)...

Originally posted by Horrificus
oh abhi. U, with the characters u so adore, r feeling vulnerable at the moment. And, rightly so. As a matter of fact, I bet, at this very moment, u r thinking of several "ify" feats, or details involving characters u defend.
Thinking of how nice it has been, not having certain debaters dig at those weak spots.
Don't worry, u aren't alone. At this moment, I am looking at several scans involving a handful of characters. The depicted situations are so clownish, so thoroughly retarded, so "Disneyesque", that I am actually a little embarassed to b viewing them.

I'm sure everyone here can list specific instances of questionable, yet overused content, that should probably b scrutinized a bit, by board memberd. Just to establish some form of baseline. Thats all.


😂

Sure quanchi Jr.

Originally posted by abhilegend
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Sure quanchi Jr.

ok.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Stop your shitty obfuscating droning responses.

This happens everytime with you. You make long winded attempts at deflecting with poorly thought out whataboutisms that don't apply.

And it definitely does not apply here. It has nothing to do with comics being difficult to draw to scale.

They meant that scale very literally.

Again we see Thor physically tie the serpent in a knot around an ordinary phucking tree. With branches and leaves that would easily fill up its jaws. And that was after he got It's attention with a normal sized cow. The serpent is literally no thicker than the length of Thor's wingspan in the panel where he wraps it around the tree. And it's head barely big enough to swallow the cow whole.

The rest of what you wrote is pointless. The feat is supposed to be for Thor yet all you've proven is that the serpent is strong enough to contend with Thor.

So in essence all you are saying is that we are supposed to be impressed that Thor is strong enough to fight something...as strong as himself!! Wowww!

"Thor is so strong he can contend with his own level of strength!"

Jesus Christ.

The feat is dead. The serpent struggled while it was wrapped around an ordinary tree. Right after we see it metaphysically (not literally) wrapped around the earth.

You ever make a post like this again, you fu cking f@ggot and I will end you in the battlezone.