Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ragey, my boy.Open the PMs from me. Do it.
Just make sure you're properly intoxicated first.
Open wide, it's deepthroat time, baby. 100% canon. Hulk "smash" that throat vin
Jesus Christ
This is what I mean. Thor doesn’t need to breathe and hasn’t for years, maybe, decades.
Even when he did, his lung capacity was so immense, he could reduce the ocean levels of a planet or hold his breath for weeks if not longer.
Originally posted by MrMind
Cates had so much promisethe cosmic thor arc was amazing, I don't know what happened
it's almost like certain writers do wanna build Thor up, but marvel for some reason hates Thor, like someone higher up just hate Thor with a passion so they decide to shit on him whenever they can
DC has been sucking for a long time now. Johns is such a retro writer, he's willing to replace fan favorites like Kyle and Wally with marry sues like Hal and Barry
I gave up reading flash a long time ago, anything after pre-52 Johns and Waid runs basically
He’s a straight white blonde male. His battles must a reflection of his inner flaws. A noble god doing heroic things…? It’s one of the oldest mythos in human history, but it’s not woke enough IMO.
Mind you, I don’t think this is some sort of editorial edict. These types of cultural shifts start small and build up over time. It’s like some sort of disease. It takes years, maybe decades, and it’s like BOOM. How did we even get here?
I’m not even upset. Characterization wise, he barely resembles the old Thor. I don’t even understand the point of a continuity if writers can totally dismantle personalities.
Mark my words, it’ll slowly happen to Superman too. His competency will decrease to make Lois more impressive. And Wonder Woman will slowly start closing the gap in power for absolutely no reason.
I sincerely hope it doesn’t. But I think it will. Writers are creatively bankrupt.
Boku No Hero Academia is free and outselling Western comics, and it’s a homage to traditional superheroes. Lmao. Take that in. A market exists for good stories.
Look man, Thor get humiliated in their first encounter. One shot, broken skull.
And we're supposed to just handle this as "well Hulk was amped haha-the phuck-haha"
And now Thor comes back, he's amped by his All-Father status, he's well aware of how dangerous the Hulk is, and he still ends up with a gamma tentacle down his throat.
Saved by Black phucking panther. You're telling me T'Challa's claws can save Thor out of that hold when Mjolnir, WEAPON OF THE PHUCKING GODS, couldn't? Was Thor really going to just die there or something?
It's wrong. It's wrong and it's stupid and it's disrespectful. Give it a phucking rest already Marvel.
I argue that it's always been this way, only with more established characters than BP. Let's say...Batman.
He's on the team of gods - but comics need him to stay relevant to the team. So he outperforms many of his team mates, and depending on the skill of the writer, it either makes his team mates look bad (Ewing) or good (Morrison BatGod).
When Morrison writes BatGod, he doesn't do it by having Bats leap in and KOing a threat who is strangling WW or Superman. That's a good writer.
Ewing does it by Worfing BP's team-mates. Look how extreme this Hulk, who I happen to be writing, is! Remember when Cates said he was the AllFather? Yeah, he's out for blood, and boom Hulk is deepthroating him!!
Oh crap, now I'm in a corner now. This Thor could KILL Galactus (whilst in space, without air), how DO I end this fight? Erm..erm...Ok, BP swoops in and claws that arm off! Yeah!
Originally posted by DarkSaint85Batman with a bucket is now standard equipment for Aquaman.
That bucket (which an unprepped Batman obv just carries around with him) made Aquaman high meta level.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85Batman's suit is just the leather version of Doom's armor.
So did I read that right? A telepath powerful enough to affect people and warp reality on a global scale was blocked by Bats just jury rigging his gear?
This is Canon by the way...
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Carver not understanding what canon means is hilariousI mean, there's a chance he's joking - but it says a lot about his post history that no one would be surprised if he was serious.
No, he really doesn't know.
But to be fair, plenty of posters have confused the word with the definition of "the one, true universe".
But in that particular post, I'm sure he's just joking, as it's just a fanmade dambo video.
Thor doesn’t need to breathe and hasn’t for years, maybe, decades.
My boy... live and learn:
PS. While you were gone, we posted 40 more.
Originally posted by carver9
Well, i knew that wasn't Canon and I knew that people would cling to me saying something is Canon rather than looking at the video. Stop crying all the time and just live. You all whine more than R-Kelly on his guilty video. Grow up, lol.
You said canon art was fan art. You don't get to complain.
Originally posted by -Pr-
You said canon art was fan art. You don't get to complain.
To be fair, we used to joke like this all the time back in the day.
Maybe in a slightly different fashion and with emojis, but still.
I don't think carv deserves the hate for this particular post. Cut him some slack for once, seriously.
And this is coming from me, the meanest, the most intoxicated and treating-ladies-worse-than-harvey-weinstein Stilt.