Comic Book Questions & Discussion

Started by Philosophía1,926 pages

Originally posted by MrMind
this is just funny

Superboy would brutally speedblitz Thailand.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
"AGH!" + trying to swat them away twice + that grimace on his face all lead me to think they bothered him quite a bit. He is the God of Thunder, so don't tell me the buzzing noise bothered him.

Then you have his terrible track record against piercing damage, so any big fly could probably irritate his skin, at the very least.

And of course you could easily argue those were supernatural flies, not of Earthtly origin.

The Odin Force now allows Thor not to be bed ridden when stung by bees.

Such is the strength of the All-Father.

This shit character should be demoted to mid herald at best. He's living off theoretical play station performances, not reality.

Also doesn't bode well for his reactions, if he can't even hit flies. That's like....human ish level.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Also doesn't bode well for his reactions, if he can't even hit flies. That's like....human ish level.
That's laughable I bet you can't list 30-40 other examples of Thor having speed around human level.

😂

Thor can be lightspeed if he wants, depending on how hard he tries.

Odin is a pantheon God who has proven track records of busting galaxies, he can take on the entire mid herald list with one hand tied behind his back

The only thing that will be hard here is my cock in your shithole.

I've always wanted to dick shit a Thorbag, but Damborg is too elusive. Now with your Marlon Brando Thorbag acting I'm getting a chubby.

you say that like superdick can have a win over thor
superdick can win, but he won't, when was the last time he ever uses his speed effectively

meanwhile he's still vulnerable to magic even after all those years of upgrade

and thor still has the odin force, which makes him automatically a skyfather, 2 tiers above supes

the fact that Thor went toe to toe with Silver Surfer, a proven lightspeeder who is just as fast if not faster than Wally West aka the fastest being in DC multiverse

means if Thor is serious, nobody can catch him

Originally posted by abhilegend
Thor gets stung by flies and mosquitoes LMAO

He's literally just swatting them away. Where is he getting "stung"?

Originally posted by Philosophía
The only thing that will be hard here is my cock in your shithole.

I've always wanted to dick shit a Thorbag, but Damborg is too elusive. Now with your Marlon Brando Thorbag acting I'm getting a chubby.

Originally posted by Damborgson
He's literally just swatting them away. Where is he getting "stung"?

Bro, I love you, but don't tell me you scream and grimace because of flies.

Thor was getting eaten alive there, probably got mistaken for a horse because of his fabulous hair.

Originally posted by abhilegend
They are from Earth though

Okay.

They can't be exactly normal though, can they?

I mean... on the same page, we see bug guards (crickets?) equipped with spears.

Insects can be truly fascinating, but they just don't do that.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bro, I love you, but don't tell me you scream and grimace because of flies.

Thor was getting eaten alive there, probably got mistaken for a horse because of his fabulous hair.

He was trying to think, and the flies were buzzing, so he got irritated and swatting at them bro.

I have, and I imagine most people have, experienced a similar situation 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Originally posted by Damborgson
He was trying to think, and the flies were buzzing, so he got irritated and swatting at them bro.

I have, and I imagine most people have, experienced a similar situation 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Yes, "people".

Not Allfather heralds.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yes, "people".

Not Allfather heralds.

it doesn't really prove anything though

Ok

Originally posted by Damborgson
He was trying to think, and the flies were buzzing, so he got irritated and swatting at them bro.

I have, and I imagine most people have, experienced a similar situation 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Thor can act, think, speak, fight and plan while summoning thunders and being encased in his own electricity aura.

Fly buzz is nothing in comparison.

He got bitten. Because he looks like a fcking horse. With no gargantuan dick, but still a horse.

Originally posted by Philosophía
not my proudest fap, but no regrets.

Anyone watch Baki? I decided to skip right to the Biscuit Oliva arc, because I already read the manga and he is by far one of the best antagonists in the series.

You kind of want to see him beat Baki down.