Originally posted by Philosophía
Carver is the type of guy that tries to cover his farts with coughs, only to shit and piss himself in front of everybody.What an absolute abject failure of a human being.
100% canon carver story:
Originally posted by One Big Mob
A lot of people are going into bathrooms and sneaking a sniff while they take a leak. Then when they come out half chub the lady of the house puts her hands at her sides and in her best "Oh you!" voice she says something like"Carver Gary Nine, were you snorting my panties again?"
Then Carver's family all laughs at him smelling his sister's discharge, including Carver. Not even nervously, it's just funny.
And that's what I always knew as the accepted way. srug