Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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Originally posted by Philosophía
Carver is the type of guy that tries to cover his farts with coughs, only to shit and piss himself in front of everybody.

What an absolute abject failure of a human being.

100% canon carver story:

Originally posted by One Big Mob
A lot of people are going into bathrooms and sneaking a sniff while they take a leak. Then when they come out half chub the lady of the house puts her hands at her sides and in her best "Oh you!" voice she says something like

"Carver Gary Nine, were you snorting my panties again?"

Then Carver's family all laughs at him smelling his sister's discharge, including Carver. Not even nervously, it's just funny.

And that's what I always knew as the accepted way. srug

Bran studied him like nobody else on this forum:

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Carver in real life is probably like a boxer. I don't know if anyone has boxers here, but they lose their shit.

When Carver sees something he likes, he starts walking sideways, doing spins and hopping around. Everytime he breaks his laptop his mom runs into the room to beat him with a newspaper because she has to go back to the store to get it fixed. He stays in the car with the windows cracked and he wiggles his nub everytime he sees his mom point at him to explain her situation to the employee.

So silver age Superboy is canon again.

You'll note he comes from 30th century legion, not 31st century legion.

So what year did that whore have her thousandth mutant baby?

Are we sure Dick is Mandy's father?

Star doesn't even know what birth control is. Or inhibition.

all forums are on full denial of dc being composite canon

Originally posted by abhilegend
So silver age Superboy is canon again.

You'll note he comes from 30th century legion, not 31st century legion.

And this changes what exactly?

Called it!

Originally posted by Galan007
I'd say to wait a while and see if that is for sure the direction continuity goes.

Whaddya think?

Sounds good to me. 👆

Now we just have to make sure Bada doesn't ruin everything.

Read the book. So Diana helped them regain their MEMORIES. Help me understand, regaining your memories, does that also include regaining your power?

https://ibb.co/mqL8vwN

Superman states "i REMEMBER it all"...

https://ibb.co/R2fCT9X

How do you think memories work, Csrv

🙂

Also, that last fight was very boring imo.

Poor Thor

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

🙂

Also, that last fight was very boring imo.

lmaoooo 😂 i was right all along

Purple Gloves Batman is abstract-level.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
And this changes what exactly?

Superman has all of his feats from golden age to current date now.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman has all of his feats from golden age to current date now.

😂 You decided that? That's shocking to me

The heroes remembering things doesn't translate to them becoming more powerful. In the next issue, Superman will still be shooting purple heat vision. I wonder if Juggernaut would get all of his Trion Juggernaut showings if he remembered what happened during the time he was 80 ft tall punching through dimensions.

Originally posted by carver9
The heroes remembering things doesn't translate to them becoming more powerful. In the next issue, Superman will still be shooting purple heat vision. I wonder if Juggernaut would get all of his Trion Juggernaut showings if he remembered what happened during the time he was 80 ft tall punching through dimensions.

That's not... what? That makes no sense.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
😂 You decided that? That's shocking to me

No, DC did.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
😂 You decided that? That's shocking to me

DC did.
Originally posted by carver9
The heroes remembering things doesn't translate to them becoming more powerful. In the next issue, Superman will still be shooting purple heat vision. I wonder if Juggernaut would get all of his Trion Juggernaut showings if he remembered what happened during the time he was 80 ft tall punching through dimensions.

So hulk doesn't gets any feats before Secret Wars (2015) because he died and only remembers those things after he was reborn in a new multiverse?

Originally posted by -Pr-
That's not... what? That makes no sense.

No, DC did.

Originally posted by abhilegend
DC did.
So hulk doesn't gets any feats before Secret Wars (2015) because he died and only remembers those things after he was reborn in a new multiverse?

Where did DC confirm it? Scans