Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - Discussion Thread

Started by Bashar Teg64 pages
Originally posted by Galan007
Good lord. You have just tooted the horn of quan.

haha, probably. but I'm just calling it as I saw it

Palpatine's return will probably deal with the concept of "cheating death" which he was studying from Plagueis. I can't say I'm rolling with excitement right now, but the Palpatine tease does have me interested.

Originally posted by Galan007
Palpatine will reveal that he is in fact Anakin's father(which was shown in one of the comics), and is therefore the Prime Skywalker.

Hence "Rise of Skywalker". 👆

I want it to go like this: Kylo is an absolute moron and discovers a way to resurrect Sheev, but he is so idiotic at wanting to be like Vader that he thinks he needs to resurrect the Emperor to prove he's as good as Vader.

That would be sooo bad

I really hope Palpatine gets a lot of screen time explaining midichlorians to Rey, and repeats verbatim the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise that he told to Anakin. Just anything that brings back the underrated qualities of the PT to help with all the overrated qualities of the ST. Midichlorians>Mary Sue. Jar Jar>Rose.

I hope Disney isn't just trolling us with the Palpatine teaser.

If he's going to appear, hopefully it's for more than just a few seconds in a holovid or holocron that they find amongst the Death Star debris.

^ The way theyve teased him this early, it would be a Big F U if it was just that.

I think hes legit in it. A good way to get lost fans back on board. Or at the very least intrigued.

Originally posted by Galan007
I hope Disney isn't just trolling us with the Palpatine teaser.

If he's going to appear, hopefully it's for more than just a few seconds in a holovid or holocron that they find amongst the Death Star debris.

I already said that, you're late to the party.

What can I say? There is a chance for that to happen, yes. But let's hope for the best. Palps must save Star Wars.

Don't all get over excited now folks, remember what happened with Luke. Said that he'd have a big role and didn't really do much in the end.

He did have a huge role in TLJ. It's just that they completely bastardized his character.

Originally posted by Darth Thor

I think hes legit in it. A good way to get lost fans back on board. Or at the very least intrigued.

Lol...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

What can I say? There is a chance for that to happen, yes. But let's hope for the best. Palps must save Star Wars.

The only way Palps can save Star Wars is by magically erasing the Disney Star Wars franchise from existence.

Short of that, it ain't being saved.

Disney-investors are scared and Disney is in desperation-mode - they're still flying by the seat of their pants and they're doing whatever they think will work - while still maintaining the same socio-politcal agenda that screwed their franchise over in the first place.

They've learned nothing - and they're hoping Palpatine's involvement will drive back a few gullible-retards back to the theaters in a desperate attempt not to repeat another "Solo."

Don't feed Disney your money - then we can save Star Wars.

Originally posted by ares834
He did have a huge role in TLJ. It's just that they completely bastardized his character.

Point taken, guess I should have worded it differently.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
^ The way theyve teased him this early, it would be a Big F U if it was just that.
Of f*ck I would love that. Anything that pisses off the fanboys who spend hours of each day obsessing over a multi-billion dollar industry's latest assembly line whimsy is A-OK in my books.

Better yet, bring palp back and have rey cut him down within seconds. I can see it now, all the sith-obsessed incels self harming in their seats.

I would sincerely enjoy an Ep. IX that went full spite mode toward Star Wars fans. I think I hate them as a group just for how seriously they take a movie franchise made for children that only exists so that Disney can get richer. Like... they personally invest their identities in to it. So seeing their beloved corporate masters brutally rape their Reality Escape Holes instead of passionately licking them would bring a good deal of satisfaction my way.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Reality Escape Holes

this was where i lol'd out loud

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I would sincerely enjoy an Ep. IX that went full spite mode toward Star Wars fans. I think I hate them as a group just for how seriously they take a movie franchise made for children that only exists so that Disney can get richer. Like... they personally invest their identities in to it. So seeing their beloved corporate masters brutally rape their Reality Escape Holes instead of passionately licking them would bring a good deal of satisfaction my way.
😂

and he's got super saiyan hitler in his av. i frickin love this guy 👆

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
they take a movie franchise made for children

Yah - No. 🙄

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
and he's got super saiyan hitler in his av. i frickin love this guy 👆

I do, too.

Despite everything, Lucien is one of my favorite old-regulars here.