Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - Discussion Thread

Started by Bashar Teg64 pages

Yeah I guess you're right, 12 year olds are practically adults because you had facial hair. Wow good job. Have a proper wank to celebrate. 👆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Sorry, that's just not true. You don't become an adult when you turn 13...unless you're jewish, but that's just a religious/ceremonial thing.

Its actually an historic thing as well. Age of consent in the West was very very young just a couple of hundred years ago.

Not that that has any bearing on what Lucas meant by a film franchise bring for 12 year olds from 1979 - 2005.

Originally posted by CaveDude33211
You've mistaken me for Rudy before, actually.
That's not a good sign on your end.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
*DP
*cums twice*

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's not a good sign on your end.

More like not a good sign on your end, really.

You seem to think that kid is some kind of boogeyman.

Every time you come across a person that is an unknown, you instantly believe it's Rudy.

You guys are still discussing the same shit? lol

Just agree to disagree or something.

that phrase never made sense to me

It's a pussy's way of running away from a conflict.

More like: if you're arguing with someone you are obviously in disagreement and you both know it, so why would you need agreement on that point.

[QUOTE=16786603]Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Poor Abrams.

I believe it's extremely hard/impossible to fix the damage Johnson did.
Is there a reason people refuse to scrutinize tfa as a sequel? It's not a stand alone film.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yeah as long as he doesn't die right after. Lets see if they are willing to do anything to differ this even a little from ROTJ.

Lmao

They should Kill Finn and Rose first IMO.

Sad thing is I actually really liked Finn in TFA. As he was the one fresh of breath air which wasn't taken right out of the OT.

Finn and Han Solo were the only TFA highlights for me. They didnt shit on Han Solo the way they did on Luke in TLJ.


YOu liked finn? Loool.

Dude's a textbook example of being internally inconsistent. Finn has an aversion to death and then goes and kills all his stormtrooper friends. Finn loses his first real friend only for that friend to magically come back to life.

Originally posted by Rockydonovang
[QUOTE=16786603]Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
[B]Poor Abrams.

I believe it's extremely hard/impossible to fix the damage Johnson did.


Is there a reason people refuse to scrutinize tfa as a sequel? It's not a stand alone film.

Originally posted by Galan007
The Palpatine tease is intriguing. They could go any number of ways with that...

And in which one of these ways does it not completely trivalize Vader fufilling the prophecy?

A vision much like TFA had? I’m guessing that most likely, among other things.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You guys are still discussing the same shit? lol

Just agree to disagree or something.

I think he realized I'm not Rudy. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's a pussy's way of running away from a conflict.

Only if both people are mutually pussies.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
More like: if you're arguing with someone you are obviously in disagreement and you both know it, so why would you need agreement on that point.

It's an expression - it just means the only thing those two people would ever be able to agree on, is that they disagree.

So they would have to acknowledge commonality on that point and move on.

I know what the expression is supposed to mean. Thank M8 👆

Originally posted by Rockydonovang
And in which one of these ways does it not completely trivalize Vader fufilling the prophecy?

I mean the whole ST trivialises the victory at Endor so... whatever..

Originally posted by Rockydonovang
And in which one of these ways does it not completely trivalize Vader fufilling the prophecy?
Oh f*ck the prophecy, it's a retarded PT element and deserves to be tossed in the dumpster.

Originally posted by Rockydonovang
And in which one of these ways does it not completely trivalize Vader fufilling the prophecy?

The chosen one idea was a shit idea to begin with. Nothing about Vader in the OT suggests he was supposed to be the sci fi equivalent of Jesus Christ. He was just a guy in a suit who was pretty powerful but was pushed around by admirals, and was ultimately the Emperor's *****. Does that sound like "the chosen one" to you?
Lucas only made Anakin this important character because of Vader's importance and popularity in the Star Wars fandom. Vader was originally supposed to be a great Jedi who had a wife and a family who tragically turned to the darkside. Nothing more, nothing less.

To paraphrase RLM: He's some *sshole in a robot suit who does the dirty business of the Empire, and is only important because he matters to we the audience. He is not Space Jesus.

Goddamn those movie's aren't just bad, they're really f*cking dumb. Give me the flaws of the Sequel Trilogy any day over absolute and complete retardation of the PT's script and story.

Oh Lucas/Prequel hate is still a thing?

I thought everyone misses the prequels now that we have the sequels.