Pitch your idea for a film.

Started by Brokeback2 pages

Pitch your idea for a film.

Mine is this, two alt righters, neo nazis bond and fall in love as the both try to kick an addiction to an internet forum. Bromance.

Originally posted by Brokeback
Mine is this, two alt righters, neo nazis bond and fall in love as the both try to kick an addiction to an internet forum. Bromance.

That's not really a bromance it's just romance. A bromance would be:

Two alt right neo nazis bond and become friends while fighting cirme and trying to kick an addiction to an internet forum. Yeah see I'm already changing your movie a bit: they are also cops.

One of the cops is a rookie new to the force, a new nazi addition. He is partnered with a veteran cop/nazi who has recently been demoted cuz he let somebody get murdered cuz he was distracted watching an alt right youtube video on his phone.

Wackiness (and hate crimes) ensue. At the end they realize the true meaning of what it means to be a nazi. The last shot is of both cops enjoying a nice glass of milk.

Mine is this Jason Statham turns up a has giant sharks with lasers, that's as far as I got.

Kind of want to see this made.

Toy Story meets The Wicker Man.

Seriously though, I'd love to see someone do a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space considering it's revered as being the worst movie of all time. But go all-out with it though, star-studded cast, huge budget, the works.

Originally posted by samhain
Toy Story meets The Wicker Man.

Seriously though, I'd love to see someone do a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space considering it's revered as being the worst movie of all time. But go all-out with it though, star-studded cast, huge budget, the works.

No somebody needs to do Plans 1-8.

Originally posted by cdtm
Kind of want to see this made.
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I want a movie where the Nazis are the good guys. It is finally time to realize the Nazis were victims of Western Imperialism and Communist hatred.

Instead of a Pickachu Detective movie, they need a Lord Jabu-Jabu movie.

In this film, Jabu-Jabu is Aldof’s steed. 🙂

How about a documentary about how the United States of America are the sole reason for the existence of ISIS and the Taliban.

I think we should have a scary movie, it is a film of paranoia, where sock accounts attempt to not get banished to the depths of hell by Galan the Oppressor. :3

I want a movie about the wolves of Paris back in the 1400s that ended with a massive battle between the wolves and the townspeople on the steps of Notre-Dame. I honestly can't believe a movie about that whole thing hasn't been made yet...

Originally posted by victreebelvictr
I think we should have a scary movie, it is a film of paranoia, where sock accounts attempt to not get banished to the depths of hell by Galan the Oppressor. :3

What an amazing idea! It would be a documentary though.

Originally posted by DeviantDefiance
What an amazing idea! It would be a documentary though.
Yeah, one of those scary ones.

For example, have you ever seen the one where the Orca hunts down the Seals?

I want a movie where John Wilks Booth is the good guy. I think it is finally time to realize that he freed our nation from a racist dictator that did nothing to free the slaves and attacked the South after they legally separated from the North, even after Lincoln promised them he wouldn't take away their slaves even though the South was going to free them anyways.

I have a thought,” Attack of the Door Knobs. You have been turning the, for so long, now it is your turn.”

There should be documentary of how the Soviets made Auschwitz look like a death camp.

“The Tickle Monster.”

“The children were fast, but Big Bird was faster.”

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I NEED HUG.

Make movies out of:
- Ringworld, by Larry Niven (CGI Puppeteers are long overdue)
- Flux, by Stephen Baxter (humans living inside a neutron star)
- Hyperion, by Dan Simmons (just a fantastic read on so many levels)

Originally posted by darthgoober
I want a movie about the wolves of Paris back in the 1400s that ended with a massive battle between the wolves and the townspeople on the steps of Notre-Dame. I honestly can't believe a movie about that whole thing hasn't been made yet...
Actually, that does sound interesting. I already see it starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt.