Suicide Squad vs. X-Force

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Suicide Squad vs. X-Force

Deathstroke
Black Manta
Cheetah
Deadshot
Parasite

Vs

Wolverine
Archangel
Psylocke
Deadpool
Fantomex

Who wins?

This would be a dope crossover. I don't know who wins. Deadpool/Fantomex would have to know to shoot Parasite first, but they would basically be in a shootout with Deadshot/Deathstroke, which is pretty even. Psylocke could def take Cheetah, but Black Manta is basically a powerhouse compared to the rest. If XF can somehow take out Parasite like I said, it probably just comes down to Wolverine/DP vs Black Manta/Deathstoke, which actually makes me feel SS takes it. Pre-cog, Manta's suit, and power-stealing are all huge advantages even against two w healing factors

X-Force wins.

Fantomex solos

holy shit the Fantomex wank need to stop

Except that we're not waking his powers.

Parasite as in the Superman Villain?

if so... DC STOMPS!!!!!!

I have to admit I thought Fantomix was just great with guns and drinks Fanta. It appears he can also create "illusions"? Either way the combo of Parasite, Deathstroke, and Black Manta pretty much outclasses XF imo

Parasite Mind Rapes X-Force using Fantomex's and Psylockes Powers With Absolutely Zero Restraint.

Deadshot would do well to retreat to a nice safe one thousand yard sniping position where he can lay down covering fire.

Fantomex wins 🙂

Not Against This Squad Friend.

The Muties' Best Bet is For Deadpool to take out The Parasite with his small arsenal of conventional kinetic + incendiary armaments.

Spoiler:
Deadpool Is Not Going To Do Anything Like That.

He Is Going To Be Jabbering With Deathstroke and Deadshot Over Who And What Is Cooler -- -- Stroke -- -- Shot -- -- Pool -- --

Against this squad?

Parasite drains them all and feeds on them like a buffet.

Only to realize that in actual fact he's been feeding on his teammates.

Then he gets mind raped.

not sure x-force has an answer for cheetah. she's a 1000x faster than anyone one on the marvel side and could blitz at least a couple before anyone could do anything. a misdirect could work to buy time but i think EVERYONE is screwed by a misdirect--his team included. maybe i'm wrong there, but i recall times where even his teammates (psylocke for one) were unable to recognize they were in a misdirect. i also can't recall a time where he cast a misdirect and had a group of powerful villains attack each other. his own weapons were inconsistent and wouldn't kill most of the dc side imo. even with misdirect, i think dc wins this.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Against this squad?

Parasite drains them all and feeds on them like a buffet.

Only to realize that in actual fact he's been feeding on his teammates.

Then he gets mind raped.

that's possible i guess. not sure it would last long enough but parasite could drain a couple first.

Originally posted by leonidas
not sure x-force has an answer for cheetah. she's a 1000x faster than anyone one on the marvel side and could blitz at least a couple before anyone could do anything. a misdirect could work to buy time but i think EVERYONE is screwed by a misdirect--his team included. maybe i'm wrong there, but i recall times where even his teammates (psylocke for one) were unable to recognize they were in a misdirect. i also can't recall a time where he cast a misdirect and had a group of powerful villains attack each other. his own weapons were inconsistent and wouldn't kill most of the dc side imo. even with misdirect, i think dc wins this.

That's exactly what happened with the Horsemen.

They were fighting Wolverine, thought they were killing him, then realized that at some point Fantomex had arrived, rescued Wolverine and was long gone, whilst they had been fighting themselves.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Except that we're not waking his powers.

Fantomex is slow. Gambit managed to pull a fast one on him. Cheetah with her speed would likely gut him. Parasite absorbs everyone else.

BTW, if Parasite absorbs Fantomex, he also gains his powers. Hmmm...

As much as I want X-Force to win, Cheetah would legitimately solo them.

Unless we're using highest end only Wolverine or something.

So we're all just going to also lowball Archangel too?