Chimps are weaker than we thought...

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Chimps are weaker than we thought...

Chimp is a term I often see around the forum. But how strong is a chimp actually?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiE9eHDu-_gAhVDQBoKHcehAjwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newscientist.com%2Farticle%2F2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were%2F&psig=AOvVaw1EggbiILetp-skBHvS7BsR&ust=1552028682682908

Interesting huh.

Large Silverback Gorillas though have a deadlift around twice that of the heaviest lifted by a man.

Our greater slow twitch muscle per Kg of muscle muscle does give us better endurance and our fine motor skills are obviously greater.

I suspect why people so badly hurt by chimps when they attack is the chimp blitzes them with greater speed due to its superior strength to weight ratio.

Thoughts?

I've been saying this for years. You can literally see videos of skinny untrained guys throwing wild chimps around that are biting them.

Chimp wank has always made no sense to me. Mind you chimps would **** you up unmuzzled due to their teeth, but them being way stronger than humans always seemed like bullshit.

Gorilla wank is still the absolute worst though. Gorillas are shit.

Many underestimate the power of smaller animals. Even a Raccoon can shit on your day pretty good.

Re: Chimps are weaker than we thought...

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Chimp is a term I often see around the forum. But how strong is a chimp actually?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiE9eHDu-_gAhVDQBoKHcehAjwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newscientist.com%2Farticle%2F2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were%2F&psig=AOvVaw1EggbiILetp-skBHvS7BsR&ust=1552028682682908

Interesting huh.

Large Silverback Gorillas though have a deadlift around twice that of the heaviest lifted by a man.

Our greater slow twitch muscle per Kg of muscle muscle does give us better endurance and our fine motor skills are obviously greater.

I suspect why people so badly hurt by chimps when they attack is the chimp blitzes them with greater speed due to its superior strength to weight ratio.

Thoughts?

I've said the same before on KMC. While a chimp might be 2 times stronger than the average adult male, trained adult human males can be 3-8 times stronger than average adult males.

I do wonder how strong a gorilla could get if it trained like a strength athlete.

Re: Re: Chimps are weaker than we thought...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've said the same before on KMC. While a chimp might be 2 times stronger than the average adult male, trained adult human males can be 3-8 times stronger than average adult males.

I do wonder how strong a gorilla could get if it trained like a strength athlete.

Silverbacks have incredibly short levers compared to lowland Gorillas which obviously means a the moment of force is close to the fulcrum making most lifts very easy. But reducing the "golf club " effect. When shaven they look incredibly cut but not as massive as you imagine so the room for extra mass is there before tange of motion is lost.
To be honest any guess of how training would affect them is only guesswork. Clearly they would respond but I doubt the incremental change would be as great as with a man as they start with a greater bulk in the first place.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I've been saying this for years. You can literally see videos of skinny untrained guys throwing wild chimps around that are biting them.

Chimp wank has always made no sense to me. Mind you chimps would **** you up unmuzzled due to their teeth, but them being way stronger than humans always seemed like bullshit.

Gorilla wank is still the absolute worst though. Gorillas are shit.

This Gorilla wank Bran, pornhub?

I actually agree, I read someone saying a Gorrilla would beat a Lion somewhere. Unlikely because teeth and claws.

Gorillas are the most hyped up animals in the animal kingdom. They have almost no feats, yet people think they can beats big cats with a punch, or even bears.
The only stories of gorillas fighting other animals seems to be them getting killed by chimps and leopards too.

I don't know what it is about gorillas that makes people go bananas.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Gorillas are the most hyped up animals in the animal kingdom. They have almost no feats, yet people think they can beats big cats with a punch, or even bears.
The only stories of gorillas fighting other animals seems to be them getting killed by chimps and leopards too.

I don't know what it is about gorillas that makes people go bananas.

they look awesome I guess. I think Koko learning sign language was cool.

Thought the argument was that chimps were stronger for their size/ weight compared to humans?

So while a say six foot fit human male would easily be stronger than a chimp in feats of strength, pound per pound is still in the chimp’s favor?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Chimp is a term I often see around the forum. But how strong is a chimp actually?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiE9eHDu-_gAhVDQBoKHcehAjwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newscientist.com%2Farticle%2F2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were%2F&psig=AOvVaw1EggbiILetp-skBHvS7BsR&ust=1552028682682908

Interesting huh.

Large Silverback Gorillas though have a deadlift around twice that of the heaviest lifted by a man.

Our greater slow twitch muscle per Kg of muscle muscle does give us better endurance and our fine motor skills are obviously greater.

I suspect why people so badly hurt by chimps when they attack is the chimp blitzes them with greater speed due to its superior strength to weight ratio.

Thoughts?

Stop monkeying around.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thought the argument was that chimps were stronger for their size/ weight compared to humans?

So while a say six foot fit human male would easily be stronger than a chimp in feats of strength, pound per pound is still in the chimp’s favor?

Nah, not usually most websites make outrageous claims.

This is stupid.

Chimps have been witnessed casually lifting over 900lb.

Gorillas have been known to rip car doors off with little issues and tear car tires in half, they are WAY stronger then us and would have no trouble ripping our arms off.

One of which happened in front of my eyes, the chimp one, not the other two.

This "chimps are weaker then we thought" shit has been going on for awhile and it's stupid, stop trying to debunk stuff thats common sense and common knowledge.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
This is stupid.

Chimps have been witnessed casually lifting over 900lb.

Gorillas have been known to rip car doors off with little issues and tear car tires in half, they are WAY stronger then us and would have no trouble ripping our arms off.

One of which happened in front of my eyes, the chimp one, not the other two.

This "chimps are weaker then we thought" shit has been going on for awhile and it's stupid, stop trying to debunk stuff thats common sense and common knowledge.

write into New Scientist and tell them.they are wrong. No one doubts a Gorillas strength and a chimp perhaps could tear a car door off.

Was this...PEER REVIEWED?!?!?!

Originally posted by Surtur
Was this...PEER REVIEWED?!?!?!
of course and based on empirical evidence. It's not like subjective science.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
of course and based on empirical evidence. It's not like subjective science.

By who? Who peer reviewed it?

So it’s setttled, everyone agrees that the weakest chimp is still stronger than Surt 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
So it’s setttled, everyone agrees that the weakest chimp is still stronger than Surt 👆

Okay? It's still stronger than you as well 👆

I'm 250lb and I'm confident a chimp could make me it's ***** like nothing.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I'm 250lb and I'm confident a chimp could make me it's ***** like nothing.

Yeah, a chimp could make everyone here their b*tch.