BATTLEZONE! Thor, the God of Thunder vs Hal Jordan, the God of Will [Phil vs Damborg]

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Links to the earlier two matches?

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Also, I'm surprised Philo is with Thor on this BZ. I had to re-read it twice just to confirm.

Arguing against what you believe in is a good exercise.

Originally posted by Galan007
Phil is going to prove once and for all that GLs are weak to bricks.

In carver we trust.

👆

Carver's been gone for so long because he's been gathering up evidence. He's writing the OP as we speak.

Originally posted by Bentley
Phil should just post out of context hype feats for Thor (like crushing coal into diamond) to force Dambo to disprove every competent thing Thor has ever done.
My second parahraph starts with: "Here's Thor pulling the planet-sized midgard serpent..."

Will there be lightspeed pie?

The idea train just keeps chugging along. 👆

It will be quoted on CVine for years to come. We'll be the Genesis of a new myth.

My plan for Damborg's transition into a DC fanboy will be complete.

His new signature will be thirty pieces of silver.

Should have my post to you later today. I already know (almost) everything I want in it, just haven't started working on it yet. A love letter to Derrick Anvil it shall be.

Originally posted by Philosophía
My plan for Damborg's transition into a DC fanboy will be complete.

His new signature will be thirty pieces of silver.

You didn't....plan this did you?

Originally posted by Damborgson
You didn't....plan this did you?

😂

Originally posted by Damborgson
You didn't....plan this did you?
It depends if it works. 👆

Don't copy my battleplan please Phildo. I hope you didn't already start working on it because I suspect I'll take a lot of your 'thunder' (pun intended) out of your BZ because it's pretty standard Thor stuff. I hope you don't have to rework everything.

It will be frustrating to see a plan that I can't better, but I will try.

I've got to admit, re-reading some of the Hal stuff..

Well...lol

It will be...interesting at least.

This is unfair. You don't care about Hal that much.

For Damborg, it's different - even if he wins, he loses.

Originally posted by Phil
It will be frustrating to see a plan that I can't better, but I will try.
What did you expect? You're repping a character who is inferior in every way. vin

Thor heightmog and hairmog Hal into oblivion

Just wait to until my second post.

"Huh...wow Thor really is fast. Well argued. I concede 👆 "

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This is unfair. You don't care about Hal that much.

For Damborg, it's different - even if he wins, he loses.

Damborg will be like Norman Bates trying to kill his mother.

He's grown so resentful with Thor, that he realizes that the only thing he's still clinging to is nostalgia, but it's time to put that old dog to rest.

Originally posted by Galan007
What did you expect? You're repping a character who is inferior in every way. vin
If I can't beat him with power, shenanigans will have to do.

I'll be honest, one thing that surprised me [and don't be a sneaky bastard and use my own line in the match, damborg] is how few high-end feats Thor really has - for specific stuff that he needs [I won't go into detail here]. I thought I simply forgot many of them - but no, lol. They're simply not there.

Spoiler:
...or does he?
Originally posted by Phil
Spoiler:
...or does he?
Spoiler:
No.

What feats do you need? 🤔 I've got you 👆