BATTLEZONE! Thor, the God of Thunder vs Hal Jordan, the God of Will [Phil vs Damborg]

Thor is multiversal. Use his multiversal feats.

Originally posted by Damborgson
What feats do you need? 🤔 I've got you 👆

Originally posted by Philosophía
Has Thor ever been fully, frontally, naked in a comic, to the point that his opponent laughs at him so hard he passes out, no matter his level of willpower?

are you implying Thor has a small ding dong?

Originally posted by MrMind
are you implying Thor has a small ding dong?

babydick Odinson confirmed

his relationship with she-hulk. now it all makes sense

"Traps are not gay" ~ Thor, cca. 576 B.C.

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All kidding aside, I'm repping him, so I should hold off the banter.

Damborg, how confident do you feel?

This is going to be a slaughter.

Damborg: Okay, so I turn off and take off my power ring and throw it away... and I choose to go hand-to-hand with Thor, God of Thunder.

Phil: FOR ASGAAAAAARD!!!!!! *Thor inserts Mjolnir in his ******* and fires a godblast inside it*

Damborg: ... damn

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This is going to be a slaughter.

Damborg: Okay, so I turn off and take off my power ring and throw it away... and I choose to go hand-to-hand with Thor, God of Thunder.

Phil: FOR ASGAAAAAARD!!!!!! *Thor inserts Mjolnir in his ******* and fires a godblast inside it*

Damborg: ... damn

I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating

Originally posted by MrMind
I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating

You really think Thor is going to let anyone near him after all those decades of getting his rectum torn apart?

No way. He's going to make himself faint first.

Funny you should mention that, Mjolnir going up his ass is actually one of my arguments.

Right after that, Hal takes off his ring and proposes to Odinson.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Can't wait 👆

Originally posted by Philosophía
Has Thor ever been fully, frontally, naked in a comic, to the point that his opponent laughs at him so hard he passes out, no matter his level of willpower?

This is the closest I can get you...Aaron probably envisions himself as Gorr honestly.

In response to how confidence I feel though. Lol, I don't know that much about Hal. These next two weeks I'll be reading up, so I'm iffy.

I do thankfully know enough about Thor though, that's why I'm going to very interested in seeing what route you take in the initial attack.

Tentacle attack, multiple fisting?

Thor has no chance.

It's impossible that panel is not intentionally alluding to rape. Thor literally has his butt cheeks spread.

Damborg, read as much as you want, we can even delay it. I really want this to be great, joking aside.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111130781/4220784-3223563278-36641.jpg

vs.

thor on all fours

Blood will be everywhere.

Originally posted by MrMind
I dunno, Hal without ring got some good h2h feats to give Thor a beating

HUZZAH!!

Can't see Thor tanking that...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111130781/4220784-3223563278-36641.jpg

vs.

thor on all fours

Blood will be everywhere.

Thor ptsd flashback from getting fisted by green fist

cough...shulkie...cough...hulk

Originally posted by Philosophía
It's impossible that panel is not intentionally alluding to rape. Thor literally has his butt cheeks spread.

Damborg, read as much as you want, we can even delay it. I really want this to be great, joking aside.

👆

I think it should be alright ! But I will let yall know, Thank you.

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You should switch your set to a Thor set for a while 😛

Originally posted by Philosophía
It's impossible that panel is not intentionally alluding to rape. Thor literally has his butt cheeks spread.

Damborg, read as much as you want, we can even delay it. I really want this to be great, joking aside.

You need Thor to win at expense of your pride pal. Otherwise you'll never be able to show your face at the annual (waning) Thorfest Convention. What are your subscribers going to think when you try to present in front of the crowd when you've let them all down?