How do you wish to die?

Most of us will perish sooner or later. Here in the states, conservative healthcare policy makes it difficult for the chronically ill to seek palliative care, and as a result many are left to slowly rot away in nursing homes.

I believe that every individual has the right to die by whichever means they choose at any point in their lifespan provided that it is a rational decision and made over the period of at least 90 days.

For me, it would probably be any of the following (ranked from most to least preferable)

1. Commit seppuku
2. Execution via guillotine
3. Execution via firing squad
4. Shot in the chest by a Barrett M82
5. Shot in the roof of the mouth via Colt .357 Python
6. Shot in the posterior skull by a Desert Eagle .50
7. Murdered by a hitman

What are your top choices?

Two scenarios:

-In my sleep
-Killed by a bear

Originally posted by Surtur
Two scenarios:

-In my sleep
-Killed by a bear

It doesn't matter how as long as the bear could be described as looking majestic. I'd say a grizzly.

Originally posted by TempAccount
Details for the bear? Type of bear? Encounter scenario?

This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

I'm sure that can be arranged

Phone in low power mode, forced vertical orientation, and my eyesight is terrible.

Looks like this thread reads.. "How often do you die."

......five days a week, and twice on weekends?

In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock

Hopefull the yellowstone volcano will erupt or a large asteroid will hit the earth

An 18-year-old gold digger is sitting on my knee; she's satiated after cumming multiple times before I shoot the biggest load ever filmed over her arse. Whiskey in my hand, coke up my nose and a camera still recording how she is begging me not to be so rough the next time as I suggest we **** a fourth time for the last three hours. My age at least 90.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
before I shoot the biggest load ever filmed over her arse.

you doing porn now?

Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

Overdose

As dramatically as possible. And in front of an audience.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

Hello Stan.

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us will perish sooner or later.

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us will perish

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most of us

Originally posted by TempAccount
Most

He still doesn’t believe the world is ruled by a group of immortal elites.

Somehow this seems relevant:

YouTube video

YouTube video

Poisoned by my enemies