How do you wish to die?

Started by SamZED3 pages
SamZED Senior Member

Tickled to death.

Putinbot1 Restricted

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you doing porn now?
For future generations and posterity, although perhaps two gold diggers would be better. 😅

Jmanghan Senior Member

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock
Totally ruined my joke, damn you. Gj tho.

Mindship Snap out of it.

How do you wish to die?

Heroically. Barring that: ready and painlessly.

Putinbot1 Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure that can be arranged

http://imgur.com/a/nkpzy4V

🙂

SquallX Senior Member

I’ve never really thought about it. But I want it to be fast, none of that slow process shit.

Putinbot1 Restricted

To be fair Squall, I agree with you, watched too many people have the slow shit... Don't need that torture.

One Big Mob Dead

Explosion. I want to be plastered everywhere

SquallX Senior Member
Originally posted by Putinbot1
To be fair Squall, I agree with you, watched too many people have the slow shit... Don't need that torture.

That’s the worse one, watching someone you care for slowly slips away, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Putinbot1 Restricted

Originally posted by SquallX
That’s the worse one, watching someone you care for slowly slips away, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Definately mate, no doubt.

Surtur Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
This is how Surt wants to die, in this bear's arms in pure ecstasy and bliss:

^Another gay fantasy from Rob.

darthgoober Senior Member

OD on coke during sex

Putinbot1 Restricted

Originally posted by darthgoober
OD on coke during sex
👆 good call!

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by NemeBro
Driving off a bridge with my pregnant wife screaming in the trunk.

😂

gold slorg Restricted

on svalbard, 100 km into the tundra, after fighting dozens of bear packs

or just do it and then return tbh

just want to see svalbard, too bad i have no money

Bentley Seitei

Why are you guys so into traumatizing people by dying during sex?

Be considerate like Nemebro for duck's sake.

darthgoober Senior Member

Originally posted by Bentley
Why are you guys so into traumatizing people by dying during sex?

Be considerate like Nemebro for duck's sake.


Hey it's not like I wouldn't share, she'd get a whole bunch of coke too and could take whatever was left over after I kicked it... that seems like ample compensation lol

Bentley Seitei

Having sex with you it's all the compensation she needs 😎

NemeBro Senior Member

Plus she can do a line off of your cold dead cock.

Robtard Senor Member

Only drug I've really done is weed and even that was limited, but if I hit 70, I'm doing it all, coke, meth, heroin, XTC, you name it. Figure by the time it starts to affect my health I'll be 80 and who cares by then.