Originally posted by Surtur
My back problems exist, but Bash calls me a gimp all the time so this be fair game yo.
you told me that you did some data entry from home. there are a lot of full-time data entry jobs available, so i guess you're just making excuses for yourself and being a freeloading bum.
Originally posted by TempAccount
Hey I'm looking to start a dog-walking business soon. Anyone have any advice?
Sure:
1. Get references before doing anything. See #9 for a follow-up.
2. Understand dog behavior to an intimate detail. Study ALL breeds and typical breed behavior for any new client. Someone who will pay you to walk their dogs obviously cares about their dog so they may be more likely to have a breed which can generally be grouped by temperament and common behaviors.
3. Set firm dates and times you will perform dog-walking services. Firm. Don't be a jerk when people press you for your time. "Why aren't you available at 10AM Tuesdays?" Your answer, "Working my day job. I've set aside Wednesdays and Saturdays especially to walk dogs because those are the most desired days from what my customer survey said when I polled my clientele. The results were overwhelming. My boss gave me special permission for those two days and so I have to schedule them all on the same day."
4. Bring clean up tools and bags for pewpy. Learn how to clean up quick and clean.
5. Ensure your clients' dogs are properly vaccinated and inoculated to protect other clients' dogs.
6. Learn how to separate certain dogs that fight with each other. Some personalities clash among otherwise very good doggos.
7. Do something or say something that sets you apart from all the other dog-walking businesses.
8. Take pictures. Create an Instragram. A website.
9. Prep your references. They don't need to know that they are your family or friends.
There's actually 1001 tips just like this. As I typed, I realized I could keep going and going.
Please send me 1% of all revenue from your business for my consulting services. It will be $150 for each subsequent consulting session going forward.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
your deflection is all-telling. have fun doing nothing with your life, and don't forget to clean up those piss bottles in your room (10 good boy points)
I'm having fun seeing how obsessed you are with my life. It must be because you aren't secure about your own life 🙂
Originally posted by dadudemonWhat if I'm on disability and lack the energy to put my full effort into it?
Sure:1. Get references before doing anything. See #9 for a follow-up.
2. Understand dog behavior to an intimate detail. Study ALL breeds and typical breed behavior for any new client. Someone who will pay you to walk their dogs obviously cares about their dog so they may be more likely to have a breed which can generally be grouped by temperament and common behaviors.
3. Set firm dates and times you will perform dog-walking services. Firm. Don't be a jerk when people press you for your time. "Why aren't you available at 10AM Tuesdays?" Your answer, "Working my day job. I've set aside Wednesdays and Saturdays especially to walk dogs because those are the most desired days from what my customer survey said when I polled my clientele. The results were overwhelming. My boss gave me special permission for those two days and so I have to schedule them all on the same day."
4. Bring clean up tools and bags for pewpy. Learn how to clean up quick and clean.
5. Ensure your clients' dogs are properly vaccinated and inoculated to protect other clients' dogs.
6. Learn how to separate certain dogs that fight with each other. Some personalities clash among otherwise very good doggos.
7. Do something or say something that sets you apart from all the other dog-walking businesses.
8. Take pictures. Create an Instragram. A website.
9. Prep your references. They don't need to know that they are your family or friends.There's actually 1001 tips just like this. As I typed, I realized I could keep going and going.
Please send me 1% of all revenue from your business for my consulting services. It will be $150 for each subsequent consulting session going forward.
Originally posted by dadudemonI hope you are aware that the situation I have described to you is unique to Surtur. Thank you for roasting his failed dog-walking business for me <3
You should probably consider a different job, then.If you are lazy and don't want to work, you are living on the wrong planet.
surt was bragging about working on spreadsheets from home. It's confirmed that he can handle a desk job, he sits at his computer all day everyday playing MMORPG games and acting like a phaggot online. No excuse at all for not having a job. Crippled people in wheelchairs show up to their office jobs, but poor surt has a bad back