Originally posted by MrMind
pickup battleBoth of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days
they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls
superpowers not allowed to use, no raping
Both are conventionally handsome, but Clark is handsome in a frankly kind of ordinary, boring way. Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks. He is also taller, if that matters, which I'm not sure it does. Not sure how women feel about guys that are 6'7".
Talking mostly about more pre-2014 or so Thor vs. Clark. Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beard is not nearly as attractive, and from what I've seen actually has negative game judging by his interactions with She Hulk.
Originally posted by SquallX
It all depends on the Clark you want to use.Are we using a confident Clark that stands up straight, smile, dress up?
Or are we using a Clark that slants down, glasses to big for his face, clothes ragged and to big for him?
Those 2 Clark are you two different characters all around.
That's a fair point; there's the Clark he pretends to be, and the guy he is.
And speaking as someone that's not very attractive but has blue eyes, said blue eyes will get you a long ****ing way with women.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Heroes in Crisis explained nicely how Clark no longer knows who he really is, lol.Imo, he's a cumdumpster.
Fake News. Heroes in Crisis did nothing nicely. At all.
Originally posted by CosmicCometThe look is timeless:
Fabio types haven't been in for decades tho.
Originally posted by NemeBroOTOH there's still ...
Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks.
Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beardThen Kal's dark 'S' curl has a shot.