The riv6672 fail thread.

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riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Surtur
I remember as a kid any time I would visit my dad at work we'd get food from a food truck. They actually made REALLY good gyros!

Really good hot dogs too, rivaled Comiskey Park.


Man now i want a gyro. Been a while since i gnoshed on one.
I think you just decided my dinner plans for tomorrow!

Flyattractor Senior Member
Originally posted by Surtur
If you're on a phone and a skilled griller...you grill with one hand and post with another.

A True Pro has a Spatula in one and a BEER in the other.

PHUG DAT Phone Bull SHIT!!!!!

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^now thats a good use of appendages!

Flyattractor Senior Member

Grillin and Chillin takes precedence over Textin and Tweetin.

riv6672 Senior Member

We used to tube in Texas first time i was stationed there in the 90s.
Never had so much fun on the water!
Under yes, but not on.

riv6672 Senior Member

True dat... 👆 ...!!!

Eon Blue Restricted

I want to eat with Riv. 😌

Eon Blue Restricted

I feel bad for Riv.

riv6672 Senior Member

This seems like a good thread to post this and have some fun.

Whichever of my ignored cyber stalkers (eon, stringer, ti, rudester) makes the 100th post in any of my recent threads, i will take ‘em off ignore.
Have fun, ppl!

Flyattractor Senior Member

I wonder what kind of diet Sybil is on? Probably a Double Diet.

Flyattractor Senior Member

I must have passed that magical 100 a long time ago.

riv6672 Senior Member

Nah, i just wanna see how bad they want to talk to me.
Seems like, a LOT. 😛

BrolyBlack Restricted
Originally posted by Eon Blue
I feel bad for Riv.

Why?

Eon Blue Restricted
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Why?

I don’t think he knows how to socialize properly. He’s a negative Nancy.

Eon Blue Restricted
Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I wonder what kind of diet Sybil is on? Probably a Double Diet. [/B]

Why do you want to know, freak?

Flyattractor Senior Member

I bet you eat PLENTY OH NUTS!

Good and Salty!

Eon Blue Restricted

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I bet you eat PLENTY OH NUTS!

Good and Salty! [/B]

Please STOP being so weird and perverted. I really don’t like it at all.

Flyattractor Senior Member

.....nah

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b].....nah [/B]

Nah spelled backwards, is Han. And Han Solo is cool!

riv6672 Senior Member

Eletelphony

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant -
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone -
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)

Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee -
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)