The riv6672 fail thread.

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Feeling better today. I can smell again!

Saw a guy on the road a few days back, but he was just putting up a yard sale sign.

Him and Terry Pratchett, though in different ways.
They both definitely had a handle on ppl, though.

If Abraham Lincoln had not been assassinated on April 15, 1865, he would still be dead today.

Fact!

I might actually forego hunting this summer.
The weather’s just been too oppressive. There’s always fall and winter.

I’m glad i’m not a spy though, srsly.
I’ve no threshold for pain if i were to get captured and tortured.

Long shall she/he live
Long shall she/he live
Long shall she/he live
In the gloria
In the gloria
In the gloria
Hip, hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, hip, Hooray

That...is an odd way to sing happy birthday! 😆

Love only goes so far, though. I’m sure it would get rid of me, if it could!

She’d kick my butt if she knew i’d said that!
But she’d be flattered. 😛

I wonder if there’s an elephant’s childrens hospital?

Soup through a straw? Thats a choking hazard, for sure.
One wayward pea, and BAM!

Not sure if i’m joining the festivities this weekend.
Its a fun way to kill time but its starting to seem too much like actual work.

There’s no such thing as a current picture of you.
Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.

Fact!

Riv is a psychotic.

Fact!

This scene always made me laugh...:

And i smell great!

And yes, i went to the yard sale.

I actually have an 1889 penny i keep in my wallet.