If you could be one fictional or historic character who would it be?

Started by dadudemon3 pages

Omega Autarch Ji Ning from Desolate Era.

Seems like a great choice.

Superboy Prime without all the the craziness.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
would you use a lot of shower gel?
i would use everything 🙂

Originally posted by SquallX
Superboy Prime without all the the craziness.

Pre Crisis Superman...*with* all the craziness.

Legit burning Jimmy Olsen's fathers day gift that he gives me, no matter what it is.

#Has2BeDone

The Beyonder, I guess?

Nigh-Omnipotent powers would let me satisfy all of my Earthly pleasures, desires, and fantasies, then I could explore the universe.

Originally posted by Impediment
The Beyonder, I guess?

Nigh-Omnipotent powers would let me satisfy all of my Earthly pleasures, desires, and fantasies, then I could explore the universe.

Might as well just have said The One Above All.

But you didn't! So now I call it!

#TheSurtAboveAll

Originally posted by Surtur
Pre Crisis Superman...*with* all the craziness.

Legit burning Jimmy Olsen's fathers day gift that he gives me, no matter what it is.

#Has2BeDone

Pre crisis Supe’s is indeed a dick whenever he wanted to be.

king solomon

I'd be God. And then I'd rewrite reality so that I'd always been God and thus not fictional, thereby creating a paradox that would negate me having ever become God and making me go cross-eyed.

But it wouldn't matter because I'd just God the paradox away.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's insane for anyone to choose a fictional character that isn't some immortal super powered being.

I choose Superman.

I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

This is due to your nihilistic perspectives. Find something or someone that makes eternity enticing.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I can't think of anything worse then being alive forever.

This is why, in reality, I'd choose someone like Superman more than someone omnipotent.

I wouldn't age, but I could just fly into a red sun if I ever wanted to end it.

atta boy

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is due to your nihilistic perspectives. Find something or someone that makes eternity enticing.
You can't be a nihilist over 20.

Originally posted by Surtur
This is why, in reality, I'd choose someone like Superman more than someone omnipotent.

I wouldn't age, but I could just fly into a red sun if I ever wanted to end it.

If an omnipotent being lacks the ability to self terminate, then they're not omnipotent to begin win.

Superman is an illegal alien...

Just be Batman. Then quit being Batman and just be a rich guy.

I've been giving this a lot of thought and I'm going to have to go with Elmo.

There is no explanation.

Originally posted by Robtard
If an omnipotent being lacks the ability to self terminate, then they're not omnipotent to begin win.

Superman is an illegal alien...

People can't be illegal!

Originally posted by Surtur
People can't be illegal!

He's not a person.

You're a Kryptonphobe you monster.

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