Describe your own funeral

Let’s suppose that you have some kind of terminal condition and you’re not long for this world.

You get to plan and coordinate your own funeral and how you want to be sent off from this mortal coil.

Tell us about how, where, when, and what the details would be of your funeral.

Who would be your eulogizers, what music would be played, location of the service, what kind of attire for you and the guests, place of your remains, burial, cremation, taxidermy, donate your body to medical science, et al.

Or would you rather not have a funeral? Maybe an open mic
memorial? Or no service at all?

Would you want a somber and eloquent service? A party/celebration of your life with booze and food and music?

Let’s hear it.

Donating my body to area 51 so my corpse can be reanimated and used to guard the priceless secrets from outside invasion.

No funeral. My mourning music would be Mozart's Requiem though.

Ways I will go:

Option 1: I will commit seppeku and then decapitate myself with a home-built guillotine all while playing "umi yukaba".

Option 2: My Sith apprentice will murder me in International waters or on Antarctica.

My remains will be destroyed and anonymously disposed of in either case

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^Trying to fool people into thinking an improperly cooked puffer fish ain't gonna be his downfall.

Originally posted by Surtur
^Trying to fool people into thinking an improperly cooked puffer fish ain't gonna be his downfall.

So you'll be one of the rare few. Awful.

That was a classic episode of the Simpsons. I’ve always wanted to try fugu.

Every body is partying, sharing stories about crazy/hilarious things I did or said, listening to my playlists, sharing photos, and eating tons of delicious food: Pizza, Cheesecake, rice krispie treats, pistachio pudding, lasagna, cake batter, and some other things I am forgetting.

I hope people get pissed, highway to hell plays and my ashes get blasted up in the air via a firework display! And maybe a few nice people say a few nice things and shed a few tears. I'd like this to be a non religious ceremony taking place at Beachy Head cliff near Eastbourne in the UK. Then anyone too overcome can easily top themselves...

I just want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into the faces of everyone I didn't like

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I just want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into the faces of everyone I didn't like

There will not enough ashes to go around.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I just want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into the faces of everyone I didn't like

Bashy gonna have to get REAL FAT! REAL DAMN FAT!

Fat like a Yo Momma So Fat Joke Fat.

Pot Smoking leads to Munchies SO I bet He can do it.

fly would just thank them and snort me up his nostrils thinking it was free heroin

But I don't Hate You Bashy!

Why the Pot make you so Bitter?

Must be Bad Pot.

Time for some Cheetoes?

My casket would be filled with two tons of TNT set to explode when the eulogies start.

So only the Paid To Be their Funeral Staff would be killed then.

Kinda Sad.

" ..injuring nobody". would have been the better comeback, but fly sucks at everything

Bashy thinks People that work at Funeral are "Nobodys".

Bashy is a Horrible Elitist Person.

Pot Don't Make Ya Nice.

And Nembro don't want to "Injuring Nobody" .

He WANTS to Hurt and Kill People.

I thought Pot supposed to Fight the Glaucoma?

Cause YOU BLIND Bashy!

oh?

Can we stop the dick waving and stay on topic?

Funerals.