Describe your own funeral

Would probably be attended by like 7 people. Hopefully my corpse would explode from a methane build-up.

Viking funeral. Cremains to diamonds.

Having my brain shot into space toward Messier 31.

I want to be freeze dried and placed in an opaque and indestructible case where I am flipping the finger and holding up a sign saying CUCKFLAKE and I want to be placed in Bashy's Front Yard.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I want to be freeze dried and placed in an opaque and indestructible case where I am flipping the finger and holding up a sign saying CUCKFLAKE and I want to be placed in Bashy's Front Yard. [/B]

No need. I already know that you're a cuckflake.

would a lawnphaggot add to the property value?

Hee Hee. I would also put in a loud speaker too! Have it go off every day at 6AM. Have it Yell. Time to Rise and Shine CUCKFLAKE!

AHAHHAAH! Would be Great.

Why do you think Bashar is cuck? Robby, sure, but why him?

No Dick Wagging in this thread Bro.

I don't speak bro-language, bro

Originally posted by dadudemon
Every body is partying, sharing stories about crazy/hilarious things I did or said, listening to my playlists, sharing photos, and eating tons of delicious food: Pizza, Cheesecake, rice krispie treats, pistachio pudding, lasagna, cake batter, and some other things I am forgetting.

Nobody would show up to your stupid funeral

Originally posted by TempAccount
I don't speak bro-language, bro

YouTube video

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Nobody would show up to your stupid funeral

Oh I am sure those of us with dance shoes would...

I don't know the specifics, but it somehow involves tricking everyone into snorting my ashes.

Lets just say they gonna get Surted.

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't know the specifics, but it somehow involves tricking everyone into snorting my ashes.

Lets just say they gonna get Surted.

Snorted not Surted.

"He died as he lived. Scratching his balls."

"Haha, all the while we were busting his balls about an exotic skin cancer on his balls. What a way to go, lmao."

Funerals.

Now.

I am DEAD! I don't Care what they do with the body.

Originally posted by Impediment
Funerals.

Now.

That's the funeral. Just people poking fun fun at me for dying in the most humiliating way. Nothing else fancy about it, give me a paupers burial.

When the corticosteroid cream I get for that rash that's been going on for 20 years now fails and it finally progresses into full blown metastasis, I'll be sure to arrange an invite to the funeral so you can see how right I am.