--- Street levelers vs Thor --- Speed comparison

Started by MrMind15 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bump.

Thor is the slowest there is.

the memories, good times, you me and phil need to go to vacation together

I had a dream Batroc was fighting Thor inside the Baxter Building with adamantium toed boots and adamantium knuckle dusters and was beating Thor's ass.

He had internal word bubbles commenting that Thor was so slow that he could do this all day and was confident he would KO Thor so long as he doesn't berserk and just annihilate the whole building with a huge bolt.

Felt like a real comic that could take place now or silver age.

Such an unrealistic dream. What would Batroc need with knuckledusters???

Batroc lost, but he still performed admirably, especially considering how Jane is 1000x faster, stronger and more durable than Odinson.

Bumping my favorite thread.

Mike, don't get a heart attack durthor

Stilt what do you do for work just wondering

Incredibly tedious desk jockey office jobs. Sometimes law offices, sometimes the local government; whoever is hiring and pays salaries in time, really.

At this point, even a janithor job seems more exciting.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Incredibly tedious desk jockey office jobs. Sometimes law offices, sometimes the local government; whoever is hiring and pays salaries in time, really.

At this point, even a janit[b]hor job seems more exciting. [/B]

how do you have so much time posting, or are you just a fast typer

You never worked at the office?

You literally sit in front of the monitor and get bored to death.

And in case you're wondering; no, you don't get paid more if you're actually productive 😂 It's not Murica, bro.

Even molesting co-workers is not as fun as it used to be.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You never worked at the office?

You literally sit in front of the monitor and get bored to death.

And in case you're wondering; no, you don't get paid more if you're actually productive 😂 It's not Murica, bro.

I work sales now, but im not making money either just harder

Originally posted by MrMind
how do you have so much time posting, or are you just a fast typer

I worked as a messenger in various mail rooms across the city and trust me it gets slow. I used to watch Netflix on my phone, get great sleep and even bring my Nintendo switch to work. So, it's possible.

Originally posted by Classic NES
I worked as a messenger in various mail rooms across the city and trust me it gets slow. I used to watch Netflix on my phone, get great sleep and even bring my Nintendo switch to work. So, it's possible.

basically when I was doing security

What about the feat where he digs a trench faster than Quicksilver doe?

Bumped cause why not

Originally posted by abhilegend
Bumped cause why not

🤔🤔🤔

abhi wants odg to school him again

It's way too late for you to pretend to be on Thor's side, son.