Captain America vs Grizzlies

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Originally posted by Trocity
Bro, what the f**k?

That's not a rebuttal

Originally posted by KingD19
Dethlok - Did I beat [b]CAPTAIN AMERICA'S time?
Tester Agent - Not even close.

So being told you weren't even close to beating someone's time at the exact same test means that person never did it? Sounds like some h1 logic. [/B]

Correct!
On screen feats only.
Otherwise Superman gets his tectonic plate feat since it was stated in a newspaper article.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Until a grizzly can hold down a helicopter with one hand, I'm going to say that Cap Mas-Oyama's them

You know the max payload of that helicopter is just a few tons right? Cap used two hands.

Some pretty weird logic at play here.

I'm just gonna use the on screen feats of bears in movies then, and since a grizzly couldn't even finish off an unarmed Leonardo DiCaprio, Captain America is going to massacre these creatures.

Only skimmed this thread, but anyone who doesn't think Cap could take out any of these bears with one or two punches to the face or temple if Cap isn't holding back, is a retard who didn't pay attention to the MCU.

I'd also argue that Cap's musculature is durable enough that a full bear claw swipe or bite would do substantially less damage to him than a normal human. In fact, if a bear bite down on Cap's arm, he could effortlessly tear his arm out of the bear's mouth without ruining his arm's functions and the bear would lose its teeth in the process.

Originally posted by h1a8
Correct!
On screen feats only.
Otherwise Superman gets his tectonic plate feat since it was stated in a newspaper article.
He does get it. 👆

Originally posted by h1a8
You know the max payload of that helicopter is just a few tons right? Cap used two hands.

You're not very good at science are you?

Originally posted by Silent Master
You're not very good at science

Fixed.

Thats not a rebuttal. Until then I'm right

Everyone other than you thinks you are wrong, so go ahead and pretend.

Originally posted by h1a8
Thats not a rebuttal. Until then I'm right

Let me see if I can explain how retarded your argument is.

If you are holding 300lbs in your left hand and your right hand is holding onto a ledge. how much weight is your left hand supporting?

H1a8 is the best troll on these forums. He never breaks character, he never gets angry or abusive, and he drags everyone in. Kudos H1, you are the master.

Grizzlies win easily. They can break a cow's neck with one swing.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Grizzlies win easily. They can break a cow's neck with one swing.

So can Cap?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
H1a8 is the best troll on these forums. He never breaks character, he never gets angry or abusive, and he drags everyone in. Kudos H1, you are the master.

Only, He's gotten angry and abusive/insulting multiple times.

Originally posted by KingD19
So can Cap?

Maybe he could, but there's one of him, while there are multiple bears, each armed with claws the size of a human's finger. He can't block that. If he had his shield I'd give him the win but as it is he will be mauled to death.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Only, He's gotten angry and abusive/insulting multiple times.
Nah, when he does he's having fun in response to abuse aimed at him. He never gets mad.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Nah, when he does he's having fun in response to abuse aimed at him. He never gets mad.

Sure, if that is what you need to tell yourself.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
H1a8 is the best troll on these forums. He never breaks character, he never gets angry or abusive, and he drags everyone in. Kudos H1, you are the master.

Don’t really get the allure of trolling. I mean it’s fun once in a very rare while. But to do it as often as some ppl do is practically bizarre to me. Almost pitiful really. It’s not that difficult to bait bored or annoyed/angry/passionate or (in the rare occasion) naive ppl (I think most ppl here are just bored) so there’s really no intellectual accomplishment to it.

I mean it WOULD be an accomplishment somewhat if ppl were unaware. But the trolls here (like h1) don’t really make it very difficult to figure out what they are.

So they only really look like attention seekers in the end. Which isn’t something to be proud of in the least.

I mean you say you are older than I am. Aren’t you too old to be engaging in this stuff, man? I say this with 100% respect and sincerity. Why even do this? You say you have a great life, don’t you have better things to do?

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Don’t really get the allure of trolling. I mean it’s fun once in a very rare while. But to do it as often as some ppl do is practically bizarre to me. Almost pitiful really. It’s not that difficult to bait bored or annoyed/angry/passionate or (in the rare occasion) naive ppl (I think most ppl here are just bored) so there’s really no intellectual accomplishment to it.

I mean it WOULD be an accomplishment somewhat if ppl were unaware. But the trolls here (like h1) don’t really make it very difficult to figure out what they are.

So they only really look like attention seekers in the end. Which isn’t something to be proud of in the least.

I mean you say you are older than I am. Aren’t you too old to be engaging in this stuff, man? I say this with 100% respect and sincerity. Why even do this? You say you have a great life, don’t you have better things to do?

I enjoy a good troll. Always have and always will.