Midgard Serpent vs various JL members

Started by StiltmanFTW4 pages
Originally posted by -Pr-
Hey, it's not my fault (though it really is) that I'm more familiar with the mythology than the actual adaptation.

But you've been posting here since the Raz-era.

Jake, Rage and all other thorbags spammed the non-impressive scans of serpent over and over again over the entire forum 😛

Abhi (of all people) mytbusted the shit out of it and made them ragequit the forum.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But you've been posting here since the Raz-era.

Jake, Rage and all other thorbags spammed the non-impressive scans of serpent over and over again over the entire forum 😛

Abhi (of all people) mytbusted the shit out of it and made them ragequit the forum.

Hey, I tune a lot of shit out. And I wouldn't trust Abhi with a Marvel scan if my life depended on it.

Hey, if J'onn J'onzz has a ****ing chance against this thing, then Aquaman definitely does.

Aquaman could use the sea angle but he's been toned down a bit so he won't win a battle of wills

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Aquaman could use the sea angle but he's been toned down a bit so he won't win a battle of wills

Ugh, what did they do to him now?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Hey, I tune a lot of shit out. And I wouldn't trust Abhi with a Marvel scan if my life depended on it.

Exactly my point --- imagine how bad it was, if Abhi turned out to be right for a change.

Nobody likes thorbags anymore, they're filth. We need concentration camps for them.

They've been lying about Thor's accomplishments for decades, it's only fair we - and Marvel themselves - see him as a sub-street leveler now.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Ugh, what did they do to him now?

No longer king. Mera is in charge and she's pregnant with his child but he's too scared to face her. Ummm he was amnesiac for awhile, I think he lost the trident but regained it...just overall terrible.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Exactly my point --- imagine how bad it was, if Abhi turned out to be right for a change.

Nobody likes thorbags anymore, they're filth. We need concentration camps for them.

They've been lying about Thor's accomplishments for decades, it's only fair we - and Marvel themselves - see him as a sub-street leveler now.

Somehow I still don't believe you.

Also, it's 2020. Try to be nice. For me.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
No longer king. Mera is in charge and she's pregnant with his child but he's too scared to face her. Ummm he was amnesiac for awhile, I think he lost the trident but regained it...just overall terrible.

Ugh. And i thought that racist taking over his book was bad enough.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Somehow I still don't believe you.

Also, it's 2020. Try to be nice. For me.

And somehow I can't believe you missed dozens of threads we discussed the Midgard Serpent in...

Okay. I am being nice, though. Zop is my buddy, he backed me up when nobody else would in the Colossus vs. Ares thread... hell, even you stood aside and did nothing, as you were deluded Ares was some Darkseid-level trans-tier character. Whereas he's not even a decent brick.

Anyway, my bad - it was actually busted by Phil:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=14129001#post14129001

And I admire your persistence in denying seeing 999 threads on this particular subject 😉

so nobody gonna actually post midgard serpent's feats before claiming the snake could take most of JLA 1 on 1?

Originally posted by MrMind
so nobody gonna actually post midgard serpent's feats before claiming the snake could take most of JLA 1 on 1?

How about the feats that exist solely in Pr's mind, purely based on mythology that is non-canon to Marvel comics?

We're defenseless against those.

I'm geniunely curious about it's feats other than being tossed by thor

because we have midgard serpent on trans tier, so it must have done something impressive to warrant such praise

I'm not familiar with old Thor comics

Originally posted by MrMind
I'm not familiar with old Thor comics

Get familiar with them. They are hilarious.

HE FISHED IT OUT WITH A WOODEN POLE AND A BULL

WE'RE DOOMED

😂

Pr spent almost two decades on KMC and suddenly he wants to pretend that mythological feats hold true for Marvel godlings.

Wow, just wow.

What's next? Maybe we should also use the Bible to assess the original Ghost Rider's power level, when he's teaming up with Jesus? (it happened in canon, so why not?)

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And somehow I can't believe you missed dozens of threads we discussed the Midgard Serpent in...

Okay. I am being nice, though. Zop is my buddy, he backed me up when nobody else would in the Colossus vs. Ares thread... hell, even you stood aside and did nothing, as you were deluded Ares was some Darkseid-level trans-tier character. Whereas he's not even a decent brick.

In my defence, they WERE threads that featured the Midgard Serpent.

Hey, forgive me for thinking the word "god" meant something.

You're an avid Marvel fan, so it's not anything unusual that I expected better from you.

Even U.S. Agent had the guts to stand up to Herc and tell him right to his face that being "god" meant shit...

The only "gods" that matter are the likes of TOAA or Thanos possessing the same power. Being everywhere at once, controlling everything.

And even those beings have limits, as seen recently.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We are very serious, yes.

Thor is the weakest of all superheroes and his villains are not much better.

Get with the fucking program or we'll be forced to report you. I gave you a fair warning, buddy.

Thor villain >>>>> Flash villain.

Barry and Wally were embarrassing themselves before Aaron was born.

Flash is the only one who loses though.

Originally posted by cdtm
Thor villain >>>>> Flash villain.

Barry and Wally were embarrassing themselves before Aaron was born.

Flash is the only one who loses though.

To be fair now, even though I hate to admit it, Flash rogues have evolved a lot.

Whereas Thor ones keep on sucking cdtm's dog's anus.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're an avid Marvel fan, so it's not anything unusual that I expected better from you.

Even U.S. Agent had the guts to stand up to Herc and tell him right to his face that being "god" meant shit...

The only "gods" that matter are the likes of TOAA or Thanos possessing the same power. Being everywhere at once, controlling everything.

And even those beings have limits, as seen recently.

Eh, hold on. I'm an avid fan of SOME of Marvel. A fair amount of it is completely alien to me.

Originally posted by cdtm
Thor villain >>>>> Flash villain.

Barry and Wally were embarrassing themselves before Aaron was born.

Flash is the only one who loses though.

The ****...