Midgard Serpent vs various JL members

Originally posted by cdtm
Thor villain >>>>> Flash villain.

Barry and Wally were embarrassing themselves before Aaron was born.

Flash is the only one who loses though.

lies
1. Black Flash/Racer>>>all Thor villains
2. Zoom punches Odin to a pulp before he can react,

off topic: check out CISless Zoom vs Odin thread, there were 2 of them that went 50 pages shitstorm (1 thread was deleted somehow i think)

Originally posted by -Pr-
Is the Midgard serpent not a sea-serpent anymore? Or was it never in Marvel?

Originally posted by MrMind
so nobody gonna actually post midgard serpent's feats before claiming the snake could take most of JLA 1 on 1?

Originally posted by zopzop
It is a sea serpent. A giant sea serpent that can alter it's size. It has other powers too.

Give me a few, I'll post them.

Thanks Zop

Originally posted by MrMind
Thanks Zop

sorry but those feats are not impressive at all, most JL members other than Aquaman has better feats.

Lol most of those feats are actually Thor's failures....'Thor is unable to..' 'Thor struggles to.....' 'Thor gets reduced to pulp....'

Typical 😄

Originally posted by zopzop
It is a sea serpent. A giant sea serpent that can alter it's size. It has other powers too.

Give me a few, I'll post them.

Ah ok.

Originally posted by MrMind
sorry but those feats are not impressive at all, most JL members other than Aquaman has better feats.

Okay, now I'm convinced you're part of Stilt's gang. I'm going to have to do something about that.

Stilt's gang 😂

I like it, but it's actually called "PunchAThorbag" campaign:

Originally posted by Philosophía
#PunchAThorbag campaign

With a cameo by Colossus Big C at the end

You're not doing your part, Pr 😬

I did my part. I'm the old vet that ****ed up his knee and just can't run as fast as the young'uns anymore. I did my time.

Pr is the guy who calls Stilt over, then stabs him in the hand

It hurts so good

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol most of those feats are actually Thor's failures....'Thor is unable to..' 'Thor struggles to.....' 'Thor gets reduced to pulp....'

"The....might---mightiest in nine realms...cannot!"

They'd throw the Asgardian Destroyer to the recycle bin for Superboy.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Ah ok.

Okay, now I'm convinced you're part of Stilt's gang. I'm going to have to do something about that.

Pr. Stop resisting.

YouTube video

Stilt, Phil and me should just bring Pr to a crazy night out, then he will realize how cool we are, what #PunchAThorbag campaign is really about. with enough cocaine and hookers he will change his mind

Originally posted by Philosophía
Imagine Thor moving to DC, only to see Surtur get fodderized by freeze breath and Ymir by heat vision.

"The....might---mightiest in nine realms...cannot!"

They'd throw the Asgardian Destroyer to the recycle bin for Superboy.

I'm sorry, Phil, but your post is just wrong.

Weakness exploitation? Against Thor villains? Really?

It's like bringing a fucking rocket launcher and killing an infant with it. Then firing again just to make sure said infant is no more.

Surtur would get burned to death with HV and Ymir'd get frozen below absolute zero. That is what would happen.

Originally posted by MrMind
Stilt, Phil and me should just bring Pr to a crazy night out, then he will realize how cool we are, what #PunchAThorbag campaign is really about. with enough cocaine and hookers he will change his mind

😂

👆

Originally posted by MrMind
Stilt, Phil and me should just bring Pr to a crazy night out, then he will realize how cool we are, what #PunchAThorbag campaign is really about. with enough cocaine and hookers he will change his mind

**** it, why not.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm sorry, Phil, but your post is just wrong.

Weakness exploitation? Against Thor villains? Really?

It's like bringing a fucking rocket launcher and killing an infant with it. Then firing again just to make sure said infant is no more.

Surtur would get burned to death with HV and Ymir'd get frozen below absolute zero. That is what would happen.

This is Thor's part of the universe once you remove the hyperbole: