Silver Surfer with Mjolnir vs Thanos

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Silver Surfer with Mjolnir vs Thanos

I just had a brilliant idea and decided to make a unique, never before seen match.

I bet Norrin takes Tbanos.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Who is "Tbanos"?

She-Ra's boyfriend?

Mjolnir rips Surfer's arm off. Then "Tbanos" sodomizes him.

Eon Blue Restricted

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who is "Tbanos"?

She-Ra's boyfriend?

Mjolnir rips Surfer's arm off. Then "Tbanos" sodomizes him.

Shut up crybaby, but yes, Tbanos owns his a**.

lawest9 Senior Member

I'll give an edge to Surfer here.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who is "Tbanos"?

She-Ra's boyfriend?

Mjolnir rips Surfer's arm off. Then "Tbanos" sodomizes him.

That's why it's never been seen before. Cdtm used the search function and couldn't find Tbanos vs Surfer with Mjolnir.

Insane Titan Senior Member

Thanos crushes him.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Thanos crushes him.
9jaboy Senior Member

Surfer fans must hate Thanos.
For all his power Thanos doesn't even consider him a threat.

carver9 Senior Member

Surfer takes this.

Insane Titan Senior Member

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer takes this.
How? Let me hear you explain this with actual fact/feat based answer and not pull a excuse out.

carver9 Senior Member

I rephrase what I said... Surfer STOMPS this.

Insane Titan Senior Member

Originally posted by carver9
I rephrase what I said... Surfer STOMPS this.
so you can’t back up a argument again, as I thought...gutless coward.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

In mma terms, Surfer and Mjolnir have nothing for Thanos.

He'd put Mjolnir inside a forcefield and then rape Surfer, as always.

Stoic Avenger

I'm thinking of the Surfer as being the Fallen One that was created by Donny Cates? If so, a close comparison was made, and Cates made it out to seem as if Thanos would need help against a Surfer that possessed the ability to wield Mjolnir (Thanos and Dione). It also looked like he had control over the Annihilation Wave, and possibly other powers?

ATM Thanos wins easily, but if we went back a few years ago, I'd imagine the fight to be extremely challenging for either. Then again, like Phil said, what stops Thanos from removing Mjolnir, and giving the Surfer the usual treatment?

DeadpoolXXX Fraggin' Bastiches

thanos stomps. spite.

BrolyBlack Restricted
Originally posted by carver9
I rephrase what I said... Surfer STOMPS this.

Surfer stomps?😂

Sin I AM Madame Mort
Originally posted by carver9
Surfer takes this.

I agree. Especially if it's current surfer.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract
Originally posted by Sin I AM
I agree. Especially if it's current surfer.

I highly doubt it is, unless OP wants Surfer to continually issue commands to Mjolnir as he's unable to physically hold it....

Insane Titan Senior Member

Originally posted by Sin I AM
I agree. Especially if it's current surfer.
current Surfer has done nothing to say he’d beat Thanos adding a paper weight hammer to his power does nothing to trouble Thanos as shown when he’s faced Thor.

Sin I AM Madame Mort
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I highly doubt it is, unless OP wants Surfer to continually issue commands to Mjolnir as he's unable to physically hold it....

I mean it's not a stretch. Besides op says he can hold it so moot argument.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
current Surfer has done nothing to say he’d beat Thanos adding a paper weight hammer to his power does nothing to trouble Thanos as shown when he’s faced Thor.

No.

He did beat Knull and his minions/wrecked some cancerverse characters. Plus I'm banking on his intangibility as a strong counter.