Originally posted by Surtur
Ricky Gervais hosted the golden globes last night.His monologue roasted celebrities. And I don't mean in the normal ways, I mean "you would work for ISIS if they had a streaming service" type shit.
Here is the opening
https://twitter.com/drmovienews1/status/1214052087555907584?s=21
Originally posted by Surtur
“Our next presenter starred in Netflix’s Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they don’t see a thing – sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein.”giggle
Yahoo is in full blown meltdown
He joked: 'Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end, his date was too old for him.'
Amid laughter from the star-studded audience, Gervais added: 'Even Prince Andrew is like, ''come on Leo mate, you're nearly 50, son''.'
"If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a political platform to make a political speech,” he warned. “You're in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg..."
Good stuff.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Your just another mindless sheep which is why you don’t care to actually see what happened.I figured this is how you would act👆
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
It’s to “woke” for Idol he doesn’t want to hear about it.
Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Slow down there, clown shoes. It's past 4:30am here, and I was about to go to bed until I saw you post a link. I did watch it, and it was funny. Nothing to get worked up about though. I'm surprised Tom Hanks looked as unamused as he did, but then again, he's veered away from comedy in his later years.
Telling me not to get worked up while you got worked up in the other thread about the church shooting...
Priceless
Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Ah, ok. Not really interested in award shows. Might look up the celebrity roast later, though.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Your just another mindless sheep which is why you don’t care to actually see what happened.I figured this is how you would act👆
I can't tell if you're serious. I don't watch award shows, either. It's boring self-back-patting where friends and family give out awards to friends and family.
Before you say that watch this
Originally posted by BrolyBlackit's not controversial Broly mate, it's British humour.
Before you say that watch this
"But you all look lovely all dolled up. You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. No, shush. It’s her daughter I feel sorry for. OK? That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her. And her dad was in Wild Hogs."