Superman Vs. The Silver Surfer

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he is so easily bum rushed and dragged into a melee it’s kind of embarrassing.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
My favourite example is when Murdock wanted him out of his law office, lol.

Tackled him through the window, grabbed him by his throat, undressed before his eyes...

Surfer got raped so bad there, he actually let Matt navigate his board.

I love this one, too:

Surfer has probably never played any Mortal Kombat.

Matt is wild, grabbed him with his legs as if he was Sonya Blade fighting Kano or Jarek.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
My favourite example is when Murdock wanted him out of his law office, lol.

Tackled him through the window, grabbed him by his throat, undressed before his eyes...

Surfer got raped so bad there, he actually let Matt navigate his board.

haha 😆 poor Surfer!

Matt: Now, Surfer, you will see why they call me "Hornhead"!!!

Norrin: Great galaxies! Goob, save me!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Matt: Now, Surfer, you will see why they call me "Hornhead"!!!

Norrin: Great galaxies! Goob, save me!

hahahaha

Captain Reptyl was the shittest nemesis ever!

Probably why they gave him a huge upgrade and redesigned him from a scratch:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Probably why they gave him a huge upgrade and redesigned him from a scratch:

he was still a grey version of a sentient velociraptor tbh.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
haha 😆 poor Surfer!

He doesn't do anything to Surfer.

https://imgur.com/a/EWmbTXT
https://imgur.com/a/vAKmbsl

Lmao.

Wait...he CAN survive a fall, can't he?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
he was still a grey version of a sentient velociraptor tbh.

Only after he evolved into his Prime version, lol.

Originally, he was a poor man's Lizard cosplaying as some Star Trek character. Lazer sword, lazer pistol and shit.

Originally posted by TheHulkster
He doesn't do anything to Surfer.

https://imgur.com/a/EWmbTXT
https://imgur.com/a/vAKmbsl

Matt's legs are Surfer's kryptonite.

Originally posted by darthgoober
There is no universal standard for debating, it depends on where the debate is taking place. What's more, I don't really debate anymore so this isn't really a topic that requires me to find some working resolution to. I quit debating in large part because I got sick of trying to resolve such things. So while I understand your frustration, I can't really offer up anything to help you make everything make sense in your mind.

If you want to try to get the mods to make a ruling on Thanos's speed/reflexes go right ahead, but all I've been saying here is that the rules on characters using common sense in regards to the speed they use defensively apply to Surfer as well.

I agree that Surfer would use his speed for defense in a forum fight. But what I disagree with is the double standard depending on who he's fighting. He can't, at the same time, avoid Superman's attacks, while being able to be hit by Thanos. That's a contradiction.

Surfer has been tagged by many characters moving under light speed so it's not a surprise to see him get punched in a comic by Thanos. So to say that Thanos must have FtL speed punches as the reason he struck Surfer is asinine.

And like I said, the burden of proof is on the one assigning special attributes to a character. This is the universal standard of debating and logic.

Is Thanos faster than a human? Hell yeah as he has feats to prove it. Is he fast as or faster than light? Hell no, as he has no feats to prove it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Only after he evolved into his Prime version, lol.

Originally, he was a poor man's Lizard cosplaying as some Star Trek character. Lazer sword, lazer pistol and shit.

Matt's legs are Surfer's kryptonite.

that should have read gay, but agreed a gay pirate lizard is bang on.

One of Surfer's greatest villains haermm

He was even one of the bosses in his NES game.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
One of Surfer's greatest villains haermm

He was even one of the bosses in his NES game.

but the thing is in the 90s Reptyl wouldn't go away, he kept cropping up. What was the space nun with the staff called who gave Surfer a hard time?

Classic...

Space nun? Must have missed that.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
but the thing is in the 90s Reptyl wouldn't go away, he kept cropping up. What was the space nun with the staff called who gave Surfer a hard time?

I think you mean Ganymede

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Classic...

Space nun? Must have missed that.

hahaha 😂

Originally posted by darthgoober
I think you mean Ganymede
Good call, I do indeed. Thing is everyone goes on about Surfer using weakness exploitation, but I remember when the Troyjan king did exactly that to him.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
hahaha 😂

Good call, I do indeed. Thing is everyone goes on about Surfer using weakness exploitation, but I remember when the Troyjan king did exactly that to him.


Hey what do you expect, the official writers can't even agree with each other on a lot of this stuff, you really think a there's a way to avoid a massive variance in opinion between a bunch of geeks on an internet comic book forum lol

Originally posted by darthgoober
Hey what do you expect, the official writers can't even agree with each other on a lot of this stuff, you really think a there's a way to avoid a massive variance in opinion between a bunch of geeks on an internet comic book forum lol
haha no mate, I agree with you totally on that. 👆 😆

She actually penetrates Surfer... lmao:

Hot.