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Originally posted by Blakemore
I guess. There's still time then. 🙂
Good God yes, have I told you about my brothers theory on my retirement plan?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Good God yes, have I told you about my brothers theory on my retirement plan?
No.....what that?

Originally posted by Blakemore
No.....what that?
Well, my brother was born 45, he literally has always been middle-aged. Anyway, I said when I retire I want to go and do an undergraduate degree in Archeology, it is a passion of mine. He thinks it's because I will get to sit in holes in the ground with teenage girls wearing shorts with my trowel out. I think the trowel, as he is using it, is a euphemism. He thinks little of my self-control.

Well that went to a darker place than I thought it would.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well that went to a darker place than I thought it would.
That would be the hole in the ground clearly, there is a reason I stayed at University 6 years, freshers week! 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Well, my brother was born 45, he literally has always been middle-aged. Anyway, I said when I retire I want to go and do an undergraduate degree in Archeology, it is a passion of mine. He thinks it's because I will get to sit in holes in the ground with teenage girls wearing shorts with my trowel out. I think the trowel, as he is using it, is a euphemism. He thinks little of my self-control.
Like Master Roshi?

Originally posted by Blakemore
Like Master Roshi?
I see no resemblance 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
That would be the hole in the ground clearly, there is a reason I stayed at University 6 years, freshers week! 😖hifty:

You're like matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused. "I get older, they stay the same age".

Originally posted by Surtur
You're like matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused. "I get older, they stay the same age".
It is what I have said about my marriages many times... Tbh, I wonder if any relationship is meant to be forever. I think eight to ten years is a good length of time for a marriage... It's all I have managed so far...

I respect your timeline for relationships, but then it would seem to be best not to marry these women.

Originally posted by Surtur
You're like matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused. "I get older, they stay the same age".
Yes they do, yes they do.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yes they do, yes they do.

Bro for that character the context was high school girls tho so when you chime in you make it even darker.

Originally posted by Surtur
Bro for that character the context was high school girls tho so when you chime in you make it even darker.
I know. It's just for laughs.

Barron Trump has the rona

Geez. Wasn't he ridin' in the car when Dump was in there infected?

Originally posted by Surtur
I respect your timeline for relationships, but then it would seem to be best not to marry these women.
Nah, part of the fun of life is repeating events and trying to get a different outcome. But, I think the modern world is difficult to navigate, I've honestly never cheated in marriage., when separated I have banged other people, but that is different. I think with life people often just want other things, my first wife was a few years older than me and she got old fast... My second wife was a little mad, and not always in a good way... So I left both of them, nothing is worse than staying when you no longer love someone. I always made sure the kids had food, school fees, and a roof over their heads, etc. I even paid for two of them through college and will be paying for a third next year, he is not going this year due to C-19. My second kid was not that good in school... Not thick, just not into wanting to go to college and continue studying. He's done O.K.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Nah, part of the fun of life is repeating events and trying to get a different outcome. But, I think the modern world is difficult to navigate, I've honestly never cheated in marriage., when separated I have banged other people, but that is different. I think with life people often just want other things, my first wife was a few years older than me and she got old fast... My second wife was a little mad, and not always in a good way... So I left both of them, nothing is worse than staying when you no longer love someone. I always made sure the kids had food, school fees, and a roof over their heads, etc. I even paid for two of them through college and will be paying for a third next year, he is not going this year due to C-19. My second kid was not that good in school... Not thick, just not into wanting to go to college and continue studying. He's done O.K.

Repeating the same thing expecting different results?

Intriguing. I can't put my finger on what that might be the definition of 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Repeating the same thing expecting different results?

Intriguing. I can't put my finger on what that might be the definition of 🙂

retarded?

Originally posted by Blakemore
retarded?