Originally posted by snowdragonOnly, Thrush on the dick and Chlamydia. Fortunately, I have Hep antibodies due to vaccinations fortunately... and a couple of aspirin solved my Aids, I don't get the big deal with that one!
That story made me laugh, for sure.No STD's here, I'm a virgin for life it's anal or no go, so make that a technical virgin. I make sure I keep alot of pillows around though so the ladies have a soft place to sit afterwards with some frozen veggies on their bums 😆
Wait can you get an STD from anal......lulz
HAHA a walking petri dish, have to make sure no shrooms popping on your wang before you go for a dip now huh😛
Originally posted by Raptor22
Im not calling imp a liar. But i find it hard to believe that anyone who has used the phrase " I scored my fair share of snizz" has actually scored their fair share of snizz.
Look, the whole story sounds like a sexual fantasy.
But Imp has spent 15 years on KMC, so you really can't tell what's real.
Had a scare about 10 years ago after receiving unprotected oral sex from a girl. About a week later had burning when peeing and what not. Went to the doctor and got tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Nothing as dramatic as Imp's test, just pee'd in a cup and was given some antibiotics just in case. Doctor said he'd call me back if the test was positive but never heard back and the symptoms went away about a week later. Went to another doctor a year later and asked him what it was if not an STD and he said most likely it was just an irritation from regular bacteria from the mouth entering my urethra that it wasn't used to.
Originally posted by BackFire
Had a scare about 10 years ago after receiving unprotected oral sex from a girl. About a week later had burning when peeing and what not. Went to the doctor and got tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Nothing as dramatic as Imp's test, just pee'd in a cup and was given some antibiotics just in case. Doctor said he'd call me back if the test was positive but never heard back and the symptoms went away about a week later. Went to another doctor a year later and asked him what it was if not an STD and he said most likely it was just an irritation from regular bacteria from the mouth entering my urethra that it wasn't used to.
Lol you are actually patient zero for a new std caused by gingivitis, you are the winner sir 😉
Originally posted by BackFire
Had a scare about 10 years ago after receiving unprotected oral sex from a girl. About a week later had burning when peeing and what not. Went to the doctor and got tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Nothing as dramatic as Imp's test, just pee'd in a cup and was given some antibiotics just in case. Doctor said he'd call me back if the test was positive but never heard back and the symptoms went away about a week later. Went to another doctor a year later and asked him what it was if not an STD and he said most likely it was just an irritation from regular bacteria from the mouth entering my urethra that it wasn't used to.
Well now it’s proven you can’t catch std’s from babies
Originally posted by BackFire
Had a scare about 10 years ago after receiving unprotected oral sex from a girl. About a week later had burning when peeing and what not. Went to the doctor and got tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Nothing as dramatic as Imp's test, just pee'd in a cup and was given some antibiotics just in case. Doctor said he'd call me back if the test was positive but never heard back and the symptoms went away about a week later. Went to another doctor a year later and asked him what it was if not an STD and he said most likely it was just an irritation from regular bacteria from the mouth entering my urethra that it wasn't used to.
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A UTI.
Burning and/or itchy urethra without discharge is almost UTI.
You dodged a bullet. Tell her to brush her damn teeth.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Don’t worry CD, you will never worry about getting any, a woman would never want to have sex with you. Even if you paid her👆
I read an escort story on reddit. She used to be an escort. Had a neckbard client "order" her time.
When she arrived, he had a "neckbeard cave" full of piss bottles, etc. he was super fat and hadn't showered in days. She said she noped out and refused to service him. Even escorts have standards, it seems.
cdtm, are you a fat neckbeard living in a neckbeard cave? If so, Supra gotchoo good. WEEEEE!