Have you ever had an STD?

Started by S_W_LeGenD3 pages

No.

I am not into promiscous life-style.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
No.

I am not into promiscous life-style.

You know you can get STD's in other ways. *Open border people, here's one consequence of undocumented immigration with no medical checks..*

Layer those toilet seats.

Originally posted by cdtm
You know you can get STD's in other ways.

Oh man, you just reminded me of an awesome genital warts story:

So a guy I knew was sleeping with this girl he was living with, (sort of a student-y house share with 5 people living there) they were both relatively promiscuous and one day she accuses him of sleeping with someone else and giving her genital warts, he claimed his innocence and pointed to the fact that he didn't have genital warts as proof, so he then accused her of cheating, it was one of those months long things that everybody knew about because they always argued about it.

He also used to loan his car to another guy who lived there, which I feel like mentioning because this guy's hands were/are covered in warts. There was a party in this house share one night and a friend had too much to drink so he was carried off to sleep in Guy A's room, the next morning he told me he woke up and started looking through Guy A's phone and found a bunch of home made sex video's so he started watching them for a laugh, they all had titles like; Sarah - BJ and Sarah - Ass Fingering, things like that, but one was titled; Sarah - Gearstick, and you guessed it, it's her riding the gearstick in my friend's car.

To me it seems possible that she caught genital warts from riding the gearstick after Guy B (who I've already mentioned has warts on both hands) was driving it earlier. Now I don't know if this is even possible and I could ask nurse friends I have but I don't want to shatter the illusion that I've solved the mystery. So me and this guy who saw the video believe we have solved how she got genital warts but unfortunately we couldn't tell anyone about it as he would have to admit he was watching their sex vids. The couple broke up about a month later.

Originally posted by samhain
Oh man, you just reminded me of an awesome genital warts story:

So a guy I knew was sleeping with this girl he was living with, (sort of a student-y house share with 5 people living there) they were both relatively promiscuous and one day she accuses him of sleeping with someone else and giving her genital warts, he claimed his innocence and pointed to the fact that he didn't have genital warts as proof, so he then accused her of cheating, it was one of those months long things that everybody knew about because they always argued about it.

He also used to loan his car to another guy who lived there, which I feel like mentioning because this guy's hands were/are covered in warts. There was a party in this house share one night and a friend had too much to drink so he was carried off to sleep in Guy A's room, the next morning he told me he woke up and started looking through Guy A's phone and found a bunch of home made sex video's so he started watching them for a laugh, they all had titles like; Sarah - BJ and Sarah - Ass Fingering, things like that, but one was titled; Sarah - Gearstick, and you guessed it, it's her riding the gearstick in my friend's car.

To me it seems possible that she caught genital warts from riding the gearstick after Guy B (who I've already mentioned has warts on both hands) was driving it earlier. Now I don't know if this is even possible and I could ask nurse friends I have but I don't want to shatter the illusion that I've solved the mystery. So me and this guy who saw the video believe we have solved how she got genital warts but unfortunately we couldn't tell anyone about it as he would have to admit he was watching their sex vids. The couple broke up about a month later.

North to south migration of warts is not possible according to this Doctor:
https://u.osu.edu/buckmdblog/2013/03/17/can-a-wart-on-my-finger-spread-to-my-genitals/

And this healthline article confirms that:
https://www.healthline.com/health/are-warts-contagious

You didn't crack the case, dude. You just revealed that she's just a promiscuous sl*t. OR...he had the genital warts before the relationship but was asymptomatic.

I said I didn't want to shatter the illusion... jerk.

But yeah, I am aware that 'crossing the streams' doesn't really work with STD's. They were both pretty promiscuous as I've said, but I'd wager on him being asymptomatic as the more likely of the two, he'd have stuck it in a dead horse, he died a few years ago now so shouldn't really speak ill of him but it's the truth.

Originally posted by Raptor22
Im not calling imp a liar. But i find it hard to believe that anyone who has used the phrase " I scored my fair share of snizz" has actually scored their fair share of snizz.

I've gotten my fair share of beef curtains.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've gotten my fair share of beef curtains.
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Originally posted by dadudemon
North to south migration of warts is not possible according to this Doctor:
https://u.osu.edu/buckmdblog/2013/03/17/can-a-wart-on-my-finger-spread-to-my-genitals/

And this healthline article confirms that:
https://www.healthline.com/health/are-warts-contagious

You didn't crack the case, dude. You just revealed that she's just a promiscuous sl*t. OR...he had the genital warts before the relationship but was asymptomatic.

Yeah, partner without symptoms, or the trusty public toilet seats all women are forced to use.

Thank God for being on team urinal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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A UTI.

Burning and/or itchy urethra without discharge is almost UTI.

You dodged a bullet. Tell her to brush her damn teeth.

Yeah, more or less. The doctor called it an "irritation" multiple times, so it probably wasn't even as severe as a UTI.