Ash Williams vs Darth Vader

Started by Jmanghan2 pages

Ash Williams vs Darth Vader

"This is the weirdest fight ever."

Yeah I get that.

Vader loses the ability to use the force offensively or defensively for the time being, but still has his lightsaber and his incredible strength.

Ash from Army of Darkness.

His chainsaw and sword are made of cortosis in this fight.

Round 1: Ash gets his metal hand and a sword.

Round 2: Ash gets his chainsaw hand.

Bonus Round: Ash must kill more Deadites then Vader kills Droidekas, they both have 2 minutes.

Movie feats only for Vader, same for Ash.

Who wins?

Vader

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Vader
Why?

YouTube video

Ash was really good with a sword and extremely agile.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Why?

YouTube video

Ash was really good with a sword and extremely agile.

because

Vader wins.

Ash is faster and has better reaction times then most in the OT.

Vader stomps..

force choke for the win or ash gets chopped up via lightsaber

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Vader stomps..

force choke for the win or ash gets chopped up via lightsaber

Please read the opening post ya'll.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Why?

YouTube video

Ash was really good with a sword and extremely agile.

Can his sword or chainsaw counter a lightsaber? No

Can a lightsaber cut through Ash’s chainsaw and sword like a hot knife through butter? Yes

He loses

Thats really interesting but did you see the part where Ash has lightsaber-resistant equipment?

Vader loses the ability to use the force offensively or defensively for the time being, but still has his lightsaber and his incredible strength.

Ash from Army of Darkness.

His chainsaw and sword are made of cortosis in this fight.

Precog.

Vader stomps.

Originally posted by ares834
Precog.

Vader stomps.

Lemme be clear, if it isn't stated in the movies it can't be used.

Also Ash is way faster then Vader.

"He can see things before they happen. That's why he appears to have such quick reflexes. It is a Jedi trait."

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Please read the opening post ya'll.
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Thats really interesting but did you see the part where Ash has lightsaber-resistant equipment?

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Lemme be clear, if it isn't stated in the movies it can't be used.

Also Ash is way faster then Vader.


^^^Just what are you trying to say...?

Srsly though, this is a medium built on reading, yet no one reads. What the actual ****? 😆

Ash FTW.

Leaning Bane due to her force abilities

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Just what are you trying to say...?

Srsly though, this is a medium built on reading, yet no one reads. What the actual ****? 😆

Ash FTW.

As I’ve already proven, precog is directly stated to be a power in the films. As for restricting force powers, I believed Jman is only talking about the more overt powers like telekinesis rather than stuff like precog or force enhancement. If he meant to restrict those powers as well then this thread is utterly pointless as it is impossible to conclude how capable of a duelist Vader is without relying on those powers.

Originally posted by ares834
As I’ve already proven, precog is directly stated to be a power in the films. As for restricting force powers, I believed Jman is only talking about the more overt powers like telekinesis rather than stuff like precog or force enhancement. If he meant to restrict those powers as well then this thread is utterly pointless as it is impossible to conclude how capable of a duelist Vader is without relying on those powers.

Being able to see something before it happens does not overtly mean said person is going to be able to prevent it, especially if the being you're fighting is much faster then you, which, Ash is.

His athletic ability through-out the whole movie is pretty superhuman, and his reaction times are insane.

His fight against Evil Ash was actually something more akin to the PT, where people were much faster and way more skilled.

Vader will 100% look slow compared to Ash, and while force enhancement can be used, it definitely does not augment their abilities to the crazy levels we've seen in comics and such, if it even exceeds them above human levels.

I also think ya'll are underestimating how easily Ash can dodge and weave around Vader's lightsaber swings, from the OT by itself, Ash would look like some superhuman cyborg ninja compared to Vader, and while I think precognition will make a difference, all it is doing is prolonging the inevitable.

It also plays into Ash's character, Luke was capable of doing crazy acrobatic shit but for... some reason just stopped the dodging and weaving when Vader came around and swung his saber around wildly like a moron, Ash meanwhile would make great use of his superior athletic ability in battle.

I give it to Ash with the sword, which oddly enough he seems more skilled with then the chainsaw, even if the chainsaw does more damage.

I'mma rewatch some Vader fights then come back to this cause I'm already seeing errors in the above post.

Edit: Okay so, Luke did use acrobatics against him, my bad. But he still didn't use them to the extent Ash does.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I'mma rewatch some Vader fights

Just FYI,
while watching those fights, you may think Youtube is on the fritz.
It isn’t.
Vader really IS moving that slowly.

🙂