Zohan vs The Meg

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Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Zohan vs The Meg

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This takes place at the sea.

steverules_2 Senior Member

Oh for fuck sake... facepalm

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

Zohan cockslaps the Meg to death.

YouTube video

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Zohan cockslaps the Meg to death.

YouTube video


Well, you know what they say. You don’t mess w. The Zohan.

Impediment Endless

Are you doing these threads on purpose?

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

Zohan is so absurdly over the top, he'd probably build up speed underwater and punch through the Meg like a hummus-loving harpoon. I have to wonder where they were hiding those paddles in that clip though... 😕

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
Are you doing these threads on purpose?

Ack!
I read that as ‘porpoise’ and thought it was a hella good pun 😮

ShadowFyre Senior Member

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Originally posted by Impediment
Are you doing these threads on purpose?

Are you insinuating that he somehow accidentally typed this match out lol

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

the meg soon realizes that you don't f%ck with the zohan

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

I actually forgot just how over the top Zohan is.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MajorMaleDavidstiger-mobile.mp4

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GloriousLoneArrowworm-mobile.mp4

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InsecureCreativeDrake-mobile.mp4

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WiltedBouncyKomododragon-mobile.mp4

He could probably legit slap someone's head off their body if he really wanted to.

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
Are you doing these threads on purpose?
But the shark is much bigger so i made this thread & i've never thought the Zohan can easily pulverize larger opponents.

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

No offense, dude, but you also thought a Predator could take on a Celestial. So, you are either a talented troll or have literally zero ability to powerscale.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

He also thought it was a good idea to out a 15ft gorilla up against a murderous 20ft werewolf who can throw cars and slice through steel.

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
No offense, dude, but you also thought a Predator could take on a Celestial. So, you are either a talented troll or have literally zero ability to powerscale.
Oops, i made that stoopid mistake again!

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^ 😆

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

I'm convinced at this point that this is intentional trolling. Otherwise, he would have made at least one competitive thread through sheer dumb luck by now.

riv6672 Senior Member

Maybe if this was Meg...Griffin!

Jmanghan Senior Member

Ik Zohan has toon force, but he was implied to be able to die from a grenade and an RPG.

riv6672 Senior Member

Well I don’t see the Meg having access to that kind of tech, though. 🤨

Jmanghan Senior Member

I'm just using that to say Zohan's toon force is fallible.

Like, Kung Fury had a level of toon force yet got nearly killed by 2 shots from a mini-gun.

You could argue the grenade and RPG were outlier's though.